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Mating Season (Natsu X Female Wizard)

Ignore this, I just accidentally publish this on accident! The thought process is not done please continue on looking on the other chapters!

_____'s P.V

It was annoying, it was mating season for all the male dragonslayers, all of the dragonslayers except for Gajeel and Cobra left me alone since they had someone else, if you know what I mean. So I dealt with Sting, Rogue, Laxus, and Natsu, I couldn't do any missions with them following around and arguing over me for is worth or deserves me the most. Sure, I was a dragonslayer too, but the reason I'm not acting like that is the fact mating season doesn't effect me in any way so that's why Wendy and I aren't going to some guy and ya know what. Once I turned around I saw Natsu vs Laxus then Sting vs Rouge, I had like front row seats for two battles over me. I really hope they're not fighting about me being the prize though and for sure I don't want Laxus to win since he is rough type of a person. Then that leave Natsu, Sting and Rogue...there's always catch with Natsu and Sting. Rogue is good guy, I think of him as family so no way he's getting me....I don't even wanna think about this. As they keep fighting, I silently walked away and went my home and locked the doors plus the windows. I sighed in relieve and went to take a bath. I prepared my bubble bath and set candles and calming music to relax myself. I got in and smiled. "Finally no trouble at al-" the I was interrupted by two guys barging in my bathroom, Natsu and Sting.