Harry, Hermymione, an Ron all walk through Hoggy Hogwarts after class.
"Hey Potter!" Say blonde blonde boy. "Look it mudblood!!"
Hermiome, mugle-born, walk up to blonde blonde bitch boy and punch him.
"hA m8 ###getREKT"
Three friens laugh an walk away from bitch blonde boi.
"Wow Hermyiome, u so brave how u do that" ron look at her.
"idk m8 i got anggry and then ##REKT His ass"
"nice"
Mean blonde bitch boi get mad and go to dad. Dad say he with no noseymort. draco want to. dad mess up and draco be death eater.
One day he see no noseymort "m8 listen m8 u gotta kill big good wizard. kill dumblydore and his gr88 beard."
Draco plan. Draco go kill Dumbledore. He cant bc he's a cinnamon roll rly.
Later Harry meet voldymort again. he almost die but is in luck. Clashing wand!!!!!
Harry gotta find horcrux so friens set out.
Later they go back to sucky Hoggy Hogwarts. War!!!!!
Harry go in RoR to find ravenclaw diadem an Draco try to stop him. Ron an hermy try help. Goyle (or Crabbe idk) set place on fire!!! idiot!!!! Draco an Goyle need savin. Crabbe fall tho.
Harry swoop down on broom an save his ungrateful, blonde bitch boyfrien's ass. boyfrien run away.
Harry gotta fast!!!!! He go seeVoldymort n die!!! he come back!!! Neville sets on fire (like my mixtape###) n harry defeat voldymort!!!
fred die and HoggyWarts look like shit but voldermort gone!!!'
the En!!
