HEYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!! Sup?! Motherfuc**** ?! I'm in a really good mood. And when I'm in a good mood...I curse alot.
Today is..... 6/17/2013
OK! On the with the facts. Because I'm here to put useless information in your tiny, empty brains.
ENJOY FUC****!
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37) Just like in China Town in the US, there is an English Town in China where nobody is allowed to speak Chinese.
38) You can cure hiccups by pulling your tongue out or sticking your fingers in your ear for a few seconds.
39) Gaga is a Filipino term for foolish, dumb or just plain stupid. So...'Lady Gaga' actually means 'Idiotic Lady'.
40) 14 years before the Titanic sank a book named 'Wreck of the Titan' talked about an ocean sea liner Titan, which crashed into an iceberg and sank. (A/N Wow... that's freaky.)
41) In the original story, Sleeping Beauty was raped by the prince and gave birth to two children, she woke up when a kid sucked on her fingers. (A/N So your telling me...she gave birth while sleeping?!)
42) Scientist believe that untidy and unmade beds are healthier for us than tidy or made beds. (A/N Do you HEAR that mother?!)
43) There exists a book called 'What Every Man Knows About Women' that have about a 100 pages that are blank.(A/N ROTFL)
44) You can buy 'Gold Poop Pills' for $425 each. When consumed, they will turn you poop sparkly and golden. (A/N Yea...cause EVERYBODY wants sparkly poop! But I guess....if you make it harden you can trick people into thinking its gold and sell it to them...then run far, far away. Lol I'm joking. Ugh my dirty, dirty mind. But seriously...that would never work.)
45) In 2011 a teenager from Newcastle was terminated from school after teabagging his testicles in his teacher's tea. (A/n EWWW!!!!!!!)
46) I f you drop your shit from a flying plane, it ill freeze into a solid mass capable of killing someone upon hitting. (A/N No comment)
47) In Europe, until the 17th century, teenage boys were routinely masturbated by their nannies for a good night's....sleep. (A/N I'm speechless.....just.....speechless.)
48) As lemon juice is used to make invisible ink, a man tried to rob a bank thinking he was invisible by putting lemon juice on his face.m (A/N LOL. THAT is how smart humans are.)
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