He asked the thing guys shouldn't ask

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"I'm not so sure if we can to this."

"Why? I thought you would be raving to do this sort of thing, I mean, how adventerous are you?"

"Well for starters we're not technically any of the Alliance or the Horde, so how the Badlands are we going to get to the portal?"

"Excuse me but I think we look like humans." Why is she being nervous all of a sudden?

"Something doesn't feel right. Oh wait that's right. We have to go with 2 other people!"

"And judging by what has happened I think we know who to take."

"Oh yeah." My sister figure didn't suddenly seem so clever. "Hmm. Well this coversation is already awkward so lets go pick them up!" She said with an overly sarcastic grin plastered on her pale face.

"For the love of A'dal act natural! Unless, has something happened between the two of you?"

"I'm half dragon, technically a skelatal dragon, so I'm not fat, right?"

"No need to explain." Oh even the strongest healing spell couldnt't fix this, for a while at least. And if you haven't been living under a rock for the past 100 years, he said she was....fat. Which is absolutley preposterous, no female in all of Azeroth, is fat. Fat is just a big word. 

"Hellooooooooooooooo?????"

I guess I spaced out.

"Daydreaming about you boooooooyyyyyyyfriiiieeeeeend again?" Sindragosa said with the tone of a primary school girl giggling about her bestie's crush.

"Nope. No."

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