"Hi, Mr. Dinosaur!" I said cheerfully, waving. "Guess what? We're wanted outlaws!"
The dinosaur growled and lowered his head to look at us.
"ME WANNA PET THE DINO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" shrieked Quiggle, jumping up and down. "I can't reach! I can't reach!"
The dinosaur lowered his head and opened its mouth wide. Quiggle jumped inside and started tumbling. The dinosaur closed its mouth.
"NOOOOOOOOO!" I whined. "Diney, you know it's not nice to eat people! Give him back!"
The dinosaur made a stubborn face and turned its head around.
"DINO RHINO!" Snickerdoodledaddle yelled.
The dinosaur looked offended. He opened his mouth and Quiggle tumbled out.
"Bye Dino!" Quiggle called after the retreating dinosaur.
"Ooh, I have peanuts left! Let's go home and have a super dance party!" I squealed. I threw the peanuts on the ground and smashed my face in them. Then my friends did. Soon we were home.
"YAY! Super dance party!" Snicker screeched, tap dancing on people's heads.
Snicker was the DJ. She yelled into the crowd, "Let's have some Crazy Smart remixes!" Everyone cheered. I threw a feather duster at her and screamed, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY DEAR ICE CREAM FLAVOR!!!" Because duh - it was Wispember 79, Snickerdoodledaddle's birthday! Eight days after mine!!!!!!!!!!!
"ALL HAIL THE SEASON OF CHICKEN!" we all screamed. Then Snicker started the remixes.
The first one went like this, with everyone screaming along:
Goodbye from my side
I must've ignored -1000 times!
To not tell me I'm glad, for nothing I'm working
But when I ignore you always seem to be homeless
The next one went like:
Cause this is calming, calming day
And everyone's going to harm you from the angel about to defend
You don't know it's calming, calming day
You're surrendering your death outside a savior, calming today
The final song of the night went like this. It was a really popular song in the Crazy world because it was very Crazy. I bought the song with 21 peanuts, but it was worth it. Because of you just listened to it, well, you'd be in love with it too.
A BING BING BONG
AND A BING BING BONG
BING BING BONG
AND A BING BING BONG BONG
BINGI BINGI THE BONG
It just repeats! Amazing, right?
When Snicker finished as the DJ, she went up to me and pushed me into a tree. "I LOVE YOUR FEATHER DUSTER!" she yelled. "NOW I CAN BE AWESOME!!! AND I WILL ACE MY MATH TEST!"
"YAY!" I yelled back. "YOU BURNED YOUR MATH TEST, REMEMBER?"
"OH YEAH! I DON'T TAKE MATH CLASS ANYWAY!"
"HURRAY! NATIONAL WE ARE CRAZY DAY!" I pulled at my atom-sized calendar and marked Wispember 79th on it. "And then there's National Do Nothing Day, and National Let's Be Angry Day, and National Throw A House Into A Pile of Snow That Sits On Top of A Burning Mountain Day. They're coming up soon."
We celebrated all night for no random reason. And then came the news from the Newser.
