"Quick! The Prim and Propers are attacking!"
I gasped. Already? But we were still suffering from their last attack! I hurriedly put on my napkin armor and headed out of my chambers.
The outside was in chaos. I could hear sickening splats outside the palace.
"Lady Pippa! Lady Pippa!" cried a voice. I turned to see my fellow knight, Quiggle, racing towards me, his napkin armor fluttering. "The secret weapon is ready!"
"Really?" I said, my mouth dropping all the way to the core of the earth. "How?"
Quiggle grinned in his Crazy way. "I can't reveal details, but come on! We'll drive out those PaPs soon enough!"
We raced to the front lines, but they were already crowded. "Awww," Quiggle said disappointedly. We retreated sadly to the back.
The both of us positioned a four course meal on our food bows. We fired, but we didn't hit any PaPs.
One PaP grinned evilly and fired his single French fry towards one of us Crazies, and it hit the Crazy in the head. The Crazy began tap dancing, and then collapsed.
"TAP DANCING FRENCH FRIES!" I raged. "EVERYONE KNOWS IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE BALLET FRENCH FRIES!"
I rushed to the front lines and began shooting the PaP with five course meals. It took seven of those meals to knock him out. Their napkin armor was stronger than ours.
Suddenly I got hit with a French fry. I stumbled and began hopping on one foot, making it impossible for me to shoot.
Then a gigantic shadow blotted out the sun. Confused, I looked up as I collapsed.
Then a humongous lasagna dropped on top of the Prim and Propers.
"The secret weapon!" I cheered, but unfortunately I got splattered by some of the cheese. I was knocked unconscious.
