The Truth of the Chicken Wing

Chapter One

The crazy man locks the door; no one can get in or out. Eddy tried to call up the police but nobody answers, then the crazy man start punching eddy like hes name Mike Tyson. I was lyk woahh and I rann out the room so fast I was like bitch am out. HELP HELP HELP Eddy screamed like he just seen a spider. I was getting scared like a mf I start praying long and hard then after he stops im thinking he sleep but little as I know hes dead. I saw Eddy dragged across the floor like a piece of chicken. Then it hit me. Chicken. am thinking to my self am finna die in this ugly ass cabin and i didnt even bite one last piece of chicken. His raggedy ass was planning to get me next, but I said FUKDAT he finna learn today.

Then the man starts running at me faster then fast and furios am like HELL NOO, I fly kick him in his head sending him flying across the room like a unwanted can of soda. Don't lie, no one likes pepsi. suddenly the man throws me over his shoulder like a sack of rice trying to kidnap me but I aint going nowhere wit his ugly, dry-lip, lord voldemort-lookin ass. I start to punch him hard in his crooked back and he screams out so hard the demon leaves his body am like I REPENT THEE I REPENT THEE! LEAD US NOT TO TEMPTATION BUT DELIVER US FROM EVEIL nd I start splashing holy water on him. It was actually cool aid but o well. After I give the demon $2 for his busfare he agrees to leave and the man jus looks at me all confused. I slap him so harrd he out cold. 

I walk out the house, the oxygen is as cold as titanic am like hell no, the cold airs frosts my buttcheeks like a avalanch. The carbon dioxide leaves my mouth lookin like im smoking vape or something but really am not. I would-ve stayed inside but the crazy man farted and it smells like defecated corpse. 

My rusty busty and dusty taxi arrives and am like YO HOME TO BELL AIR and he all like "bish whet? we all know u too broke to live in Bell Air, I'll take yu little broke ass back to NY." Hatin ass taxi drivers these days. When I get home I told my sister the whole story and her mouth drops open like when she found out Zayn left the band. She slaps me so so hard in the mouth and she all like WTF YOU GAVE AWAY MY $2 U FUNNA GET YA DRY-LIPPED, NAPPY HEADED UGLY ASS OUTTA HERE. Unexpectedly she elbow drops me in the chest like we in wwe smackdown.

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