DMs - Bradley Will Simpson

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- One week later -

NOVEMBER 27TH 2015

@LondonBWS: omFg I just bought the albUM ANS OH MY GFO
09:00am

@TheVampsBrad: Do you like it already?
09:06am

@LondonBWS: why aye, im in love with it like
09:06

@TheVampsBrad: Whats your favourite song from it?
09:06am

@LondonBWS: WRITTEN OFF AND BWAC AND RYL AND COMIN HOME AND EVERYTIMG
09:07

@LondonBWS: it's fuCKING AMAZING
09:07am

@TheVampsBrad: Don't swear Lon
09:07am

@LondonBWS: sorry i tend to forget youre 12 sometimes
09:10am

@TheVampsBrad: I beg your pardon
09:11am

@LondonBWS: o yh, the fandom sees you as 12 year old slut with a one inch penis
09:12am

@TheVampsBrad: I am not a slut
09:15am

@TheVampsBrad: And I'm not a 12 year old + my penis is way bigger than that
09:15am

@LondonBWS: prove it
09:16am

@TheVampsBrad: *image*
09:17am

@LondonBWS: bradders, that's your leg
09:17am

@TheVampsBrad: Yeah - I've got loads of leg hair!! So how can I be twelve, hm?
09:17am

@LondonBWS: when I saw the notif i honestly thought you sent me a dick pic
09:18am

@TheVampsBrad: Want me to? ;)
09:18am

@LondonBWS: would you actually, puhLEASE
09:18am

@TheVampsBrad: No wth London, I was joking
09:20am

@LondonBWS: i wasn't
09:21am

@TheVampsBrad: Yeah, I DON'T think you made that obvious
09:21am

@LondonBWS: OOO sarcy
09:22am

@LondonBWS: oh my god im proper paggered
09:22am

@TheVampsBrad: What
09:22am

@LondonBWS: tired. I keep forgetting you're a brummie
09:22am

@LondonBWS: so I need to ask you something
09:22am

@TheVampsBrad: Shoot
09:24am

@LondonBWS: why did u reply to me, of all people?
09:24am

@TheVampsBrad: Well I was just bored and I wanted to see your reaction
09:25am

@LondonBWS: u got it
09:25am