There once was a girl named Sally. She was going to her grandmas house. But when she was walking she saw Edward sparkle in the distance. Then she fell into the arms of Jacob Black. She had to go to Carlisle for help. And he shot her in the face and he went around drinking blood and never doctored again. Then Edward got so mad and killed Carlisle, Alice said she knew this was coming, but I said that she had to much to drink. Then they started singing im sexy and i know it. Then they had a bonfire and ate Carlisle. After that they went to taco johns and got chimichungas and did the chimi-dance (not a real dance). There was a party out for sally and her grandma because the vampires gobbled her up to. Those vampires have tapeworms i bet hmmmmm. Ha well that was sallys story and I'm sexy and i know it wiggle wiggle wiggle ya.
