Chapter 3
"Dilly up up up" Serenity yells jumping on me. I grab her and start tickling her causing giggles to erupt our of her.
"Renity come on let's get you dressed for school" Chii says laughing
"Okay mommy!!" Serenity says running into her mother's arms. Sometimes I wonder what it would be like if I had a mom.i don't even know who the woman who carried me is. Don't get me wrong I love my dads. But I just can't help but wonder if things would be different if I had different parents, a mom and a dad. My dads are the best they can be and I don't want to offend them. But maybe one day I will ask. I mean I have the right to know who my mom is. I snap out of my thoughts and get ready for school. I settle on a pair of blue jeans and a simple black and red checkered shirt with white high tops. Once again Serenity runs into my room, her hair was in piggy tails and she wore a pear of black leggings, a panda shirt and a black fuzzy coat. She also had panda earrings on. Serenity loves pandas it's her favorite thing ever.
"Dil do you see my earrings!!" She screams.
"I see them. But guess what I'm sure Ronie would like to see them. She might even have a panda in her room!" I say trying to get her out. She gasps and runs into Ironie's room, seconds later a scream erupts from Ronie. I chuckle to myself and walk downstairs and sit next to Kasey. Ronie runs downstairs, chasing Serenity.
"Ewww I saw Ronie's boobies!!" Serenity says with a disgusted face.
Me and Kasey started laughing until we realized she was only in a bra and skinny jeans. I started gagging and Kasey's face looked like he had just seen his whole family murdered. Chii runs in to the rescue throwing a shirt at my sister. Ronie's face turned crimson as she quickly put on the shirt which was a simple black tank top.
"I have bookbags for you two kids. They have everything you need for school and your class schedule is in the front pouch" Chii says handing me and Ronnie our bag. Andy walks in and kisses chii softly and lifts her into a hug.
"Gross, get a room!" Kasey says throwing a biscuit at his parents. Andy catches it and takes a bite laughing as he winks at my aunt. Kasey's mouth drops open due to the fact he is impressed with his father. Mimi runs downstairs and jumps on my back.
"Hey dil, we didn't get to visit much yesterday. After school we are gonna go have a cousin day, just me and you." I could tell she was smileing.
"You guys should go, that way I can take Kasey out and we can hang out." Ronie says.
"Yah I agree you guys should have some fun." Chii says tossing everyone's jacket at them.
"We could have fun on the way to school. I've gotta meeting right after I drop you off so everyone needs to get their ass in the car" Andy tells us.
When we reach the school I can tell this is gonna be hell. There are slutty girls hanging on the arms of the jocks. As soon as we get in the building, people reconize us. People, bring out their phones to take pictures with me and Ronie. "Sorry guys you all are going to have to stop swarming them. If I see one more camera flash you will all have detention." The person who I believe is the principal yells. She looks very familiar but I can't put my finger on who she is.
"Hi I'm Katelynne Lahmann, the principal here. If you need anything please let me know" she says. ohh I know who she is now
"You're kellin's ex wife right?" I ask
"Yes I am. I haven't seen you two since a year after Kellin got remarried. You were about 2 and this little Ironie was only 2 months old. You grew up so well I must say. " Katelynne says smiling.
"Kellin's son actually goes here so you should be able to meet him. Anyway I think Kasey and Mimi can show you two around, right guys"
"Yah we would love to " Mimi grins
The principal nods and walks off. We all walk off as mimi shows us around the school. As if on que the 5 minute bell rings.
"I've gotta get to class now. Do you remember where your first period is" Mimi asks.
"Yes" I respond. I found out I have no classes with anyone I know but Ronie has every class with mimi. On the bright side we all have lunch and free period together.
First period Trigonometry:
Whoever thought it was a good idea to put me in Math class at 7am needs to be murdered. but sadly the only open Trig class was 1st period so here I was stuck in a class with a kid who always wears the same star wars shirt (everyone told me to stay away from him), a obvious meth addict, 4 kids who reek of BO, convict who is chained to his desk(I mean this kid has a tear drop tattoo like what the actual hell) and a skimpy dumb bitch.
second period homeroom:
this class is nice, I have a teacher named Miss. Caprice who is way too perky and way too obsessed with Owls. This class has about 30 loud students who make me can't decide if I want to stab myself or them, and 10 quite nerds.
Third period home EC:
This period is held by Mrs. Rye who is very sweet. there is only 20 people but one of the them is the most beautiful girl I have ever seen in my entire life. She had black hair that you could tell was dyed because she had a big of blonde starting to grow at her roots; She had big brown eyes that flecks of gold and she had dimples when she smiled. You could tell she loved this class because she was so intreged by the teachers words. her name was Tabitha
fourth period PE:
now there was only one sport I liked and that was soccer but other than that I'm no athlete. But this class is filled with girls in extra short shorts, the occasional self confidence lacking girl who wore sweat pants and horny teenage Boys in awe of the woman around them.
Lunch:
Ahh lunch where I can finally do what I did best - eat. every table has a clique. the nerds, the Christians, the drama club, the jocks and cheerleaders, the drug addicts and the people with very famous parents (some of them blended with other groups tho) and that was just our lunch. at least I had it with my family tho.
period 5 English lit:
a very boring pointless class taught by the asshole Mr. Marzocchi.
period 6: biology taught by Mr. Smith. I hated bio but I loved that Tabitha was with me.
period 7: Free
also known as chilling with my fam while reminiscing on the terrible day
period 8: Computer studies and development.
this was my favorite class and not just because Tabitha was here also. but because I could learn to do things like editing and coding.
period 9: health and phycolgically
the class where every teen boy laughs at the word penis or vagina. those dipshits
period 10: Japanese
finally the final class until I can go home. my dads, sister and I go to Japan every year so I know most of the language. So I thought this would be the easiest class.
finally the bell rand and I stumbled out of my class and fell directly on top of Tabitha.
SHIT
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