"SOLLUX ==> KISS SOME CHARACTER"
Sollux: oh my FUCKIING GOG! fiine. FIINE.
Sollux: ju2t plea2e, 2top fuckiing a2kiing after thii2! ii've already done thii2, but you all don't 2eem to care about anybody el2e's opiiniion or personal comfort zone, 2o ii'm beiing FORCED to do 2omethiing ii don't want two do riight now. thii2 ii2 complete hoofbea2t 2hiit.
Sollux: *his eyes spark in anger* ii am REALLY fuckiing pii22ed riight now. really, ii am dii2apoiinted iin all of you.
Sollux: *he scowls* ii gue22 ii have to get thii2 2hiit done and over wiith.
Sollux: *flies over to karkat's hive, walks straight in without asking*
Karkat: CAPTOR, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY HI---
Sollux: *smashes his lips onto Karkat's*
Karkat: ?! MMPH!
Sollux: *he stops, and jolts out of Karkat's hive, his eyes sparking with pure and utter anger and embarrassment*
Karkat: ... WHAT... THE FUCK... JUST HAPPENED? *He contorts his face in disgust*
Sollux: *he flies into his own hive, and by the time his feet touch the floor, his whole body is sparking and flashing in his psiioniics* THERE. II HOPE YOU ALL ARE FUCKIING HAPPY NOW. 2O NOW YOU CAN 2HUT THE FUCK UP, AND A2K DIIFFERENT QUE2TIION2, AND NOT FORCE ME TWO FUCKIING DO THEM BY BEGGIING ME AND BOMBIING ME. II MEAN, REALLY, HAVE 2OME RE2PECT FOR OTHER2 FOR ONCE IIN YOUR GOG DAMN LIIVE2.
Sollux: ... *He sighs, and sits down on the floor, putting his head in his hands* ju2t... try two be le22 forceful, ok? ii'm 2orry ii yelled... iit'2 ju2t, 2ometiime2 my biipolar dii2order get2 the be2t of me... but ii'm 2ure we can all agree that wa2 extremely rude of you guy2...
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Fanfic2o ii would a22ume that you know what an a2k ii2 iif you're here right now.
