~2: A First Day Is Going...(Comedy,Oneshoot)

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Don't too serious, yeyeyelalala~
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"(Annoucement) Those who members is a teacher, please take your pupils to their class before they lost. Faster hey faster!!!!!!" said the MC, Tiffany.

Taeyeon, Eunhyuk, Shindong and Changmin quickly go to the class.

"Omo! We were forgot to take the pupils!!" said Taeyeon. Everybody run to the annoucement room. Tiffany, who sleeping on the stool waked.

"Everybody!! Who is Rap pupils please walk straight, turn left, walk straight again, turn left then you all found the class!!" said Shindong.

The teachers -minus Shindong- hitted his head.

After 30 minutes~

They go to the class with their pupils. Some of them take pillow, wearing a pyjama. (Readers:What is this, Author?|Author: Sorry sorry sorry sorry *sings Super Junior song*)

Vocal Class
"Good morning, Taeyeon saem!!"(Saem=Teacher) said Baekhyun and all the pupils in the class.

"Good morning...z..z..z..z..z..z..z" Taeyeon sleeping accidently. Ryeowook then cover her ears. Baekhyun take selfies with his bias.

"Lets play!! Ohohohohoolallalalallalalaal~"

Dance Class
All the pupils dancing 'Growl' crazily.

"Where is our saem?!!" said Donghae angrily.

Oh yea, their teacher have a problem in toilet. No water.

"Oh damn!! What should I do?!" said Eunhyuk alone.

Back to the class~

Donghae now is very crazy than other. He came to his class with a jumbo radio.

"WE ROCK GUYS!!!!!!!!!!~" Donghae dancing and dancing. Some of them are vomit in toilet. Leaving Xiumin, Kai and Lay.

"Ahhh, hyung please help us!!" said Kai and Lay while covering their ears.

"What should I do?" said Xiumin. Kai, Lay and Xiumin walking out from the class.

"Hey, why so noisy?" asked Jonghyun from Vocal Class. "Our class's leader is rocking, yeah. Look it yourself." said Kai. Jonghyun then walking into the Dance Class.

"Ah! Xiumin hyung, how about you just freeze the radio?" said Lay when eating Lays(?) (Author: Don't ask where he get that snack -_-)

"Yea...you right." said Xiumin.

But it so difficult. If Donghae move 0.0001cm, he will freeze.

"Ppalli!! (Ppalli=faster) " said Kai.

Ccing!!

Who's freeze?

Rap Class
"To celebrating our first day, lets rap!" shouted Shindong as a teacher.

Lets hear the pupils rap.

"Hello everybody I'm Minho the cute and handsome guy of course please look at me dude hey sexy girls lets party yeah~!"

Krik...krik...krik...krik...

Amber touch Minho's shoulder.

"Say yo!" said Amber.

"Yo!" said all the pupils and teacher.

"Yo yo yo yo I'm girl I'm girl of course I'm girl yeah yeah why and why everybody call me boy uh...oh oh yeah~" Amber sad rap. Henry sudden play his piano(?), Key and Kris fight to get just a one tissue, Yoona and teacher take selfies(?), Joy crying badly and Chanyeol is ready for 'grill' his hyung.

"Wait wait class, calm down." said Shindong.

No respone. They still crying.

"Uh...damn." said Shindong again.

Maknae Class
"Okay class!! Lets learn how to make a cuttiest 'Bbuing bbuing'!!" said Changmin. This class is very normal that the other class.

"One two go! One bbuing, two bbuing, three bbuing and bbuing bbuing!!" said Changmin again. All the pupils are following him on Twitter *typo* do the action.

"Okay pupils! Take a rest!" said Changmin. Pupils start to talking each other.

"Kyuhyun hyung?" called Sehun.

"What?" said Kyuhyun while playing game. "Hyung, you are in wrong clathth." said Sehun. Kyuhyun looking at Sehun weirdly.

"What do you mean?" said Kyuhyun.

"Your are oldeth in this clathth." said Sehun. "Pluth, hyung is 27 yearth old now." said Sehun again.

"HEY!! CHANGMIN SAEM IS OLD TOO!!" said Kyuhyun angrily. Sehun shocked and fall from his chair. Changmin chocked his coffee(?)

"Uhuk..uhukk...what's wrong?" said Changmin.

"Meat is here -_-. Nothing saem." said Krystal. And the class start to learning again.

The End~

(Readers: Huh? Author, who's freeze in the Dance Class?|Author: Oh! I forgot it.|Readers: And Eunhyuk in the toilet yaaa~~~)

"Damn."

"What the heck."

Donghae freeze. He moved 0.0002cm from his place. Lay eating Lays while blank(?)

In the toilet~
Yup. There's no water. Because of that, Eunhyuk called Mr.Soo Man to report. After that, he have to wait 3 hours.

"Z...z...z...z...z..."

And...A first day is going...mess.

The End~

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