Drunken Love; Namjin

Dammit Yoongi

Jin wakes up to the terribly unpleasant sound of Mr. Min Yoongi trying to carry a tune. Stretching his arms and wiping the sleep from his bloodshot eyes proceed the daily head banging on the top bunk and he slowly inches his way towards the shower following the screeching Yoongi claims is "singing".

"YAH! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING??", Yoongi exclaims covering up his naked body with the shower curtain. "YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST WALTZ ON IN HERE?? THERES THIS THING CALLED 'KNOCKING' AND AND I AM NOT STOPPING YOU FROM USING IT''.

"Hey can you calm down, the amount of times I've had to carry you home drunk and shower you myself is innumerable, I just came in to grab my toothbrush and to inform you to please pick a key when trying to recite Bohemian Rhapsody." Jin retorts.

"Ay don't be jealous of my Mariah Carey skills and get out of here." Yoongi sasses as he continues the said singing whilst shutting the curtain entirely.

Seokjin grabs his needed items and shuts the door with a huff. You could say he's the literal shining image of "waking up on the wrong side of the bed".

Every Saturday is the same, recovering from last nights party, lots of books and Tinder, and preparing for another night of avoiding drunks at some losers house party. A good enough amount of time is spent wondering why these two are friends in the first place and Jin always narrows it down to two meaningful reasons.

1. He really has nobody else

2. Yoongi for sure isn't ugly and who's gonna turn down being linked with an attractive male for days on end?

Coming out to Yoongi was much easier than he could've ever imagined. He made it his life goal to set Jin up with some perfect guy so thats always been his excuse for bringing him along to all these parties when in reality he really just needs someone sober as a ride home.

"So who's place are we headed to tonight?" Jin says plopping a waffle into the toaster and slurping his coffee.

"Uhm well it's at this guy Jimin's house and he supposedly always has pints to go around so this one may be a bit hectic but it'll be worth it for you this time!" Yoongi plops down on a couch obviously happy with himself. Surprising a couch could ever fit in their small dorm.

Jin eyes him up and down setting down his coffee and raising a brow. "You say it'll be worth it every time, what makes this one different?", he says crossing his arms.

Yoongi stands up and walks over to him and removes his arms from his pouty pose, "This time I have a guy who wants to meet you and I think you may actually be interested in him!!"

Jin rolls his eyes at this comment and pushes the others chest playfully making him stumble. "You know I can't talk to other guys so I'm not exactly sure what makes you think I can miraculously step up my flirting game in the next six hours."

Yoongi simply falls back onto the couch kicking his legs up while doing so. "I have faith in you okay? This guy is really approachable so you'll do fine." He then proceeds to watch whatever cartoons appear on screen ignoring the older's mental pleads of help.

The next six hours could not have gone by any faster as the boys begin to prepare for their night together. Jin wears a plain white t-shirt with a patched jean jacket and shorts paired with his white shoes and circle glasses to give off that final "I really don't belong here nor do I want to be here" look. Yoongi wears his usual button up baseball tee, jeans, and snapback with his "party shoes" because apparently he's worn them to every party since the beginning of time.

The drive wasn't too long but long enough to get lost if not sober for sure. The boys park and exit the vehicle arriving at the overly noisy home and knocking on the front door. A boy young and about the height of Yoongi opens the door and greets the two.