"Go talk to him."
"...Hmm?"
I mumbled, snapping out of my daze.
"I said, go talk to him."
Frank nudged me, taking a sip of my 'water'."I wouldn't do that if I were you."
..,,..
And that ladies and gentlemen is how Iended up wiping vodka of my new dress in the girls bathroom. Poor Franks innocent mind couldn't handle a sip of achohol.
I heard the door open and I quickly stopped muttering to myself. I placed the tissue down and slowly turned, coming face to face with a person I really didn't want to see.
"Hey sexy, whatcha doing?"
I groaned and tried to push past, but I was stopped by a rather large hand.
"Dontcha wanna say hi to your favourite ex?"
Ah, Roe. My favourite person. Yep, that's right, we dated. But it was in middle school and I thought I was a lesbian! I know now that I am 100% straight, but old Roe here won't let me go. Ok, I lied. I still have the hots for some girls, but that's to be kept between you and me.
"No Roe, you are my only ex."
I said, attempting to swerve by again, but this time being blocked by a body.
"Ah yes, I forgot. So in love with me you couldn't face another human."
Roe sighed, looking into the distance dreamily.
"No, I'm just ugly as shit."
I snorted, shoving past. I ran back out, in search of Frank.
I admit, Roe was gorgeous. With her dark skin and full lips, she could pull off any look. Luckily, her lips were just the right amount of plumpness, unlike mine.
I sat back down with Frank, pushing a lost strand of dull black hair behind my ear.
"What took you so long?"
Frank asked, nibbling on a hash brown.
"Oh, you know, Roe."
Fuck yeah my rhyming skills are through the roof. Frank snorted, choking on his hash brown.
"Ok, calm down Dr.Seuss, English is last period!"
Me and Frank burst out into another round of giggles, my hand slamming down onto the table while my other cluched my stomach. The bell rang and me and Frank got up, dumping our leftovers into the bin. And by that I mean nothing.
We were walking down to Science when a big figure blocked our path.
"Hey, come look guys! It's Pinky and the Brain!"
Ashton snorted, beconing his friends over.
"Oh hey! We missed you guys! Were have you been hiding?"
Frank squirmed uncomfortably and I rolled my eyes. I guess I would have to, once again, take care of this by myself.
"Oi! Back the fuck up. We're up in here trying to have a good time and ya'll are messing up our jazz. Beep beep. Oh who's that? That's right bitches it the fashion police. Ashton, Joey Ramone says that he would like his outfit back. I swear to god if you guys keep pestering us I'm gonna fucking sure jan your butts. Now get your pasty assess out if here before I paint them red!"
They all snorted and turned around, murmurs off oh, who cares and we'll get them next time being spread.
Frank turned towards me and smiled.
"Thanks, Margo."
I grinned and patted his back, ushering him on.
"Oh Cal, get your ass over here!"
My head shot up and I noticed the Calum hood staring at me and Frank. He quickly looked away when he saw me raise an eyebrow and started blushing.
"Uh- sorry. That was, um, pretty cool. Yeah, bye."
Calum waved, speeding off to catch up with his friends.
"Holy shit, he likes you!"
Woo second chapter. Idk if that was too cliche or not?? Anyway, tell me your opinions on Roe! Do you like her? I rlly do. You never really see bisexual characters or shit like that so i thought i would add it in. Also, Frank can look like Frank iero if you want. Man, its up to you. But margo is such a diva i luv.
Sorry chapters are short!!
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FanfictionFirst off, I blame my parents for my appearance. Secondly, why the fuck is he attracted to me? ..,,.. UGLY; a tale of real life problems, told by Margo pinke.