One Punch Man. One Shots

Bloody Hell || Sonic [Part 1]

You trapped yourself on the sofa, cured into a ball, and you were whining continuously.

It appears that the time of the month has finally arrived. The time when you would turn emotional, hate every single thing in the world, just want to lie down in bed and eat 24/7.

Oh yeah, and there's blood.

Blood everywhere, which simply makes it worst because it's uncomfortable, dirty and exhausting.

You sighed as you picked up your phone and brought it up to your face, enduring the pain as you use your thumb to scroll through your contact list.

[ Sonic ] as you saw the letters on your screen, you paused.

"Is he busy...? Should I call him? He's probably out there fighting and I can't just simply just interrupt him being a badass ninja by just a woman's problem that occurs every month... right?" you though until you gave up.

You groaned and tossed your phone onto the sofa and before you knew it, you fell asleep.

***

The sound of the door lock being unlocked by keys and walking footsteps woke you up from the short nap.

"Sonic?" you questioned.

"Hey babe." Sonic replied. "What's up? You look really tired."

"I'm on my period ughhhhhhhhh, I feel horribleeeeeeeeee."

"Oh, periods." Sonic said as he took off this scarf. "All you girls complaint about it, actually how bad can it be, like seriously it's just blood coming out of your vagina, no big deal."

"No big deal??? You know what, you have no idea!!!!! It's like someone is grinding your insides into liquid and they're leaking uncontrollably out of your vagina and your boobs get sore, your muscles ache, you experience nausea and headaches. Also, imagine constantly bleeding from your asshole and shoving cotton up it so you don't ruin your clothes!!!!!" You shot back, tears forming in your eyes.

"And I get emotional very easy." You added, wiping away your tears.

Sonic had no idea how to react, he was confused and simply just didn't want you to get hurt.

So basically you thought that he was ignoring you which made things even worst.

You flopped back onto the sofa, head buried in a pillow, and mumbled "go away."

Being the idiotic guy he is, he went out.

And that was the worst thing he could do.

Tears started flowing down your cheeks after you heard the sound of the door shut.

***

Sonic sighed as he reached into his pocket to grab his phone. He searched for the safari app and typed "What to do and not to do during girlfriend's period." In the search bar and clicked it.

[ Things to NEVER DO during girlfriend's period ]

1. NEVER EVER tell a girl that her period is no big deal, you're not her, and you'll probably never know the pain she is going through.

"Oh shit." Sonic cursed.

2. Don't ignore her, she needs your attention at this time of the month.

3. When she tells you to go away, she means that she wants to say, girls are hard to read sometimes but when she's in this situation, it's obvious. She wants you to stay.

"Oh great. I'm screwed, should've searched this up earlier. Why are girls so complicated. " Sonic said to himself as he continued scrolling.

[ Things to do during your girlfriend's period ]

1. Buy her food, get her favourite chocolate, her favourite chips, her favourite cookies, buy her pizza. During this time of the month, she's always hungry-even if she when says that she isn't, she is.

2. Help her buy pads, if you do this, you probably will turn into a saviour.

"Ok. I got stuff to do." He said adjusting his scarf. "The pizza delivery won't work, too slow. So I'll need to get them myself and I need to go to the supermarket."

Well he's called Speed-o'-Sound Sonic for a reason.

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