One Punch Man. One Shots

Stay At Home Cyborg || Genos

"He's a what?" Your friend questioned you curiously.

"Never mind." You replied because you knew that she'll freak out if she knew he was a cyborg. She'll know but you just wanted to save it for later.

The moment your friend found out that you were dating, she wanted to see your boyfriend as soon as possible.

"What never mind?!! Tell me oh my god! He has a nice name too, Genos. I like it. He must be really hot." Your friend said excitedly pulling your hand.

"When are you going to bring me too see himmmm??" She whined.

You were annoyed by her but you wanted her to meet him anyway, so you answered.

"Fine." You sighed.

"OH MY GOD YASSSS SEE U TMR OK I LUV U BYE" your friend shouted and waved you bye as she boarded on the train.

The thing was that you friend had expectations of your boyfriend being the fuckboy type with abs and wants to fuck 24/7 but also loves you dearly.

She had no expectations that he would be a cute little robot cinnamon bun who fights bad guys that protects people or someone who helps you with the washing and being your personal heater because of his robotic features.

***

"OMG YR HOUSE IS SO CLEAN THIS IS NOT EVEN LIKE YOU!" Your friend said as she stepped in your house. "YOU'VE BEEN CLEANING??!"

Her mouth widen when she saw a robot drying the dishes.

"OMG YOU GUYS HAVE A ROBOT MAID??! YOUR BOYFRIEND MUST BE RICH!!!!"

Genos face palmed.

"Um... Well..." You fidgeted but managed to speak. "No, he's my boyfriend."

***

You guys spent the whole afternoon talking, because your friend had so many question, from how did you and Genos met and asked him about really weird questions.

"So. Does he have Geno-tals?" Your friend said with a calm emotion.

At that moment, silence filled the air一

You had no idea, and thanks to your friend for asking these questions, it made you blush and simply couldn't react.

Genos finally broke the silence and spoke with a straight face.

"No, I'm a cyborg. But mine is different. It vibrates."

You were speechless. That blush was so hot it started to burn. You covered yourself to avoid looking at your friend who is now smirking. Hard.

***

"I HAD SUCH A GREAT TIME! THANK YOU SO MUCH!" You friend told you as she put on her sneakers.

You smiled and walked her out of your apartment.

"Oh yeah, one more thing." You friend said, a smirk forming on her face again.

"You know he can be your stay at home cyborg!!!! He can take care of you so well. Your parents are going to be so happy, and you can have as much fun as you guys want, without getting you pregnant."

"Stop!!!" You answered, that blush forming on your face again.

"GO HAVE SOME FUN WITH YOUR CYBORG PRINCE!!! BYE! And keep in mind that if he breaks your heart, I don't care if he has powers or what vibration, I'm crashing him." She said as she waved bye.

***

"You're back." Genos smiled welcoming you home.

"Yeah. I have something to ask you." You said avoiding eye contact.

"Go for it."

"How- I mean why does it vibrates?" You managed to blurt out.

"I'll show you." Genos replied, enjoying the view of your now flushed pink face.

I don't own One Punch Man

Genos owns you (▰˘◡˘▰)

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