Tinky Winky x reader Fanfiction

Chapter 3- Laa Laa Is Stupid

After a while you begin to smell something wonderful...

Custard.

You sit there and watch Tinky- Winky pour it all into bowls. He's so talented holy crap.

"Umm... You ok there?" Dipsy asks you. You flip your head around immediately. "Yeah, yeah.... I'm good." You reply, trying not to stare at the talented, strong, handsome purple guy making custard.

All was calm and chilled out. Dipsy was still plucking at his guitar while the lights around the dome flickered on and off slowly and calmly. The smell of custard was wonderful. You decided to go over to Tinky Winky..... Because y'know...... You're just curious to see how he makes custard..... Totally.....

"Hey again." You say as you approach the purple love truck. He turns around and smiles politely at you. Your heart skips a beat. "So... How do you make this stuff?" You ask him. He puts the last bowl down to cool and takes his apron off and folds it neatly on a chair.

"Oh, I have my ways." He replies, grinning. Dipsy then comes walking over, breaking up your conversation. "Yo, Tink- boy- when we eatin' grub?" He asks, glancing at you for a second.

"Be patient Dipsy." Tinky Winky replied. You just can't help but stare at him. He's so beautiful. Everything about him is wonderful and charming, there are no flaws.

"Urm, in that case where's my Doombar?" Dipsy asks, glancing at you again.

Oh no- what if he's getting suspicious?? This can't happen. You get your camera out again and begin to take pictures of the custard.

Tinky Winky hands Dipsy a bottle of Doombar which satisfies him greatly. He walks back over to his sofa and casually reads a book. He's crazy.

"Honestly, him and his alcohol." Tinky Winky says with his hands on his hips and shaking his head.

Then all of a sudden Po comes rampaging through the door, followed by Laa Laa.

"GIVE ME BACK MY SOUL YOU MONSTER!!!!" Laa Laa cries. What? Souls?

Dipsy sits back up again in shock "Oh no Po's possessed again!!" He cries, jumping on her. Tinky Winky runs over and gets Laa Laa in his arms.

He gets Laa Laa in his arms. Not you Laa Laa. Ugh, why couldn't Po have stollen your soul instead?

You watch as Dipsy smacks Po repeatedly, and Laa Laa's soul goes back to Laa Laa. Tinky Winky sits Laa Laa down on his knee and stroke her shoulders. You are so damn jealous right now.

"It's ok, it's ok, everything's back to normal." He says calmly. You go over to see what exactly you just whitenessed.

Po gets up off the floor and shakes like a wet dog. "Oooh, that was intense- what did I do this time?" She asks. Dipsy scowls at her. "You freak you just ate Laa Laa's soul." He says. Po looks pretty proud of herself. "DID YOU GET IT ON CAMERA??" She asks you, jumping up in your face. "No, I'm sorry." You reply, leaving Po to go sulk in her room.

You and Dipsy go and see Laa Laa and Tinky Winky to make sure everything is ok.

Laa Laa is sobbing on his shoulder, still sat on his knee. He looks up.

"Sorry about this, (y/n), this happens a lot. It's a Po thing." He says stroking Laa Laa. You nod, staring at Laa Laa. Then Tinky Winky gets up and puts her down. "You'll be fine Laa Laa, just keep out of her way." He says.

"Can we have dinner now?" Dipsy asks again. Tinky Winky rolls his eyes. "Yes Dipsy, come help me set up the table." Dipsy punches the air and follows Tinky Winky back to the kitchen. You turn to watch as they go- you watch Tinky Winky.

"Excuse me," says Laa Laa "what do you think you're doing?"

You turn around to see her looking very un- amused. "Nothing." You reply, looking around you.

"No," says Laa Laa "you were staring at my man."

Uh oh.

"I wasn't!" You say. Laa Laa comes right up in your face.

"Now listen here, (y/n), me and Tinky Winky have been together for three years, if you think you're going to come along and steal him off me all of a sudden, think again." She says and storms off to her room, leaving you alone in the dome.

Tinky Winky has a girlfriend.

He's taken.

He's not yours.

Your heart sinks and you sit where Dipsy was sat and gaze out the window into the sunset. A small Tinky Winky shaped year falls from your eye.

"I will win him over," You say to yourself.

"I will do anything."