Tinky Winky x reader Fanfiction

Chapter 8- Laa Laa Breaks Her Fucking Back

I'm sorry this chapter involves so much fucking swearing, there's no reason, it just be like that.

"OWEE DX" Laa Laa cried out. Everyone was just kinda stood around at this point after what had just happened.

Tinky Winky frowned as he gazed upon the mess that was his now Ex-Grilfriend, a snotty, weeping heap of yellow in a car that was crashed into a tree. Tragic.

You looked up to Tinky and became worried that maybe he still loved her, despite the fact she was a toxic girlfriend and a huge bitch. You reached out and grabbed Tinks hand and the two of you walked inside, leaving Laa Laa on her own and Po scavenging parts of the car and trying to hand them to Laa Laa, as if they would replace the gaping hole left by Tinky Winky.

Once back inside you were greeted by Dipsy, who too had witnessed the whole thing.

"Um, well, about me and you," He began, rubbing the back of his neck nervously.

"Look Dip, I need some headspace. A lot is going on right now and a relationship would be way too overwhelming, especially with.... with a guy who plays guitar. Musicians are just so........ I don't know....."

"Talented?" Dipsy interrupted

"Over bearing. I don't think I could cope with you coming over to tell me you leant a new riff and then listening to you pluck a few notes then fuck it up every two minuets. I'm sorry." You told him. He looked sad but understanding.

"Very well put, (Y/N)." Said Tinky Winky, placing a fuckin huge purple hand on your petit shoulder. You shuddered out of lust and turned to him.

"Thank you, for everything, Tink." You said, intensely blushing.

Tinky Winky looked back at you with so much care in his eyes when

"WHY ISNT ANYONE PAYING   A N Y  ATTENTION TO ME!!!!1!1!" Laa Laa cried as she threw herself through the door and onto the floor. Her back was practically snapped in half, leaving her ass high in the air.

"Ok, but damn Laa Laa,  have you always been that thick?" Dipsy blurted out without thinking.

"NO YOU IMBECILE, MY BACK broken." She cried.

"Oh yeah you crashed (Y/N)'s car like a dumb head." Dipsy snickered and pulled out his beloved pink guitar once again, singing a song about Laa Laa crashing the car into a tree, quite obviously over the whole romantic situation at this point.

"No, no, this was after that," Laa Laa explained "I was getting out the car and Po just body slammed me for NO REASON."

Po, who was peeking behind the door butted in with "God told me to."

Everyone stared at her, nobody said a word. Then everybody looked at each other before Po slipped away to some mysterious place back in the shadows.

"Laa Laa," Tinky Winky said, actually looking a little bit sad this time "look at what you've done to yourself. You're a mess."

Laa Laa looked away from him in shame, realising that she had to let go of the relationship she had built with Tinky Winky.
Tinky Winky knelt down beside her and placed his hand on her back. He closed his eyes and began to focus very hard.

"Don't move." He demanded.

The house was silent. Everyone watched intensely as a soft glow came off Tinky Winky's hand and Laa Laa's back began to shift back into place. She groaned in pain even though you were pretty sure she was just doing it to turn Tink on, as her formerly broken back was slowly being restored.

Tinky Winky winced, as if he too, was in pain. He used his free hand to keel his glowing hand in place, the sheer power and energy making it hard to keep still. You were so worried, he looked like he was in so much pain.

"Tinky!" You cried out, trying to reach out to him to release his pain, but Dipsy grabbed you and held you back as you cried.

The power was so strong it felt as if the whole house was being blown away, your hair was blowing in the magical breeze as you watched your purple love machine scream out in pain.

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He cried out, magical energy swirling all around him and Laa Laa, building up and up and up and up and then-

Poof.

Tinky Winky's pure magic energy blew up and you had been blown away to the other side of the house with Dipsy. You looked over to see a cloud of smoke reveal Laa Laa, who sat up and gave her back a rub.

"Oh hey, my back ain't broken anymore!!!" She cried out in joy. You didn't give two shits, you just wanted to know if Tinky Winky was ok.

That was when you saw him.

In the corner (idc if the house is round leaVE ME ALONE) Tink was slumped over. He looked fuckin dead. You ran over to him and threw your arms around him as you cried.

"W, what just happened, Tink?" You cried. Tinky looked up at you, he was weak.

"I couldn't... let... her.......... be hurt..... even if.... she hurt me.... no one.... deserves................. to suffer...."

He was so selfless. He saved Laa Laa's life.

Dipsy ran over and got to his knees in front of his bro.

"Oh my god, bro, you've never gone that far before... not since... the Po incident..." he said, as he dusted off his purple friend.

"What was that?!" You asked Dipsy, grabbing his arm.

"The Tinkster is literally the model of perfect male performance," he began. "you see, Tink was born with special abilities, which allow him to be the ideal mate for any woman. If a lady is in pain, sad, cranky, Tinkster knows how to help them. Even if Laa Laa was toxic to him, he could never abandon someone in need, he's literally the perfect man."

You looked down at him, his nose was bleeding a little.

"What he did there was basically summon all his life force and transfer it to Laa Laa to heal her, so that she could live. If that's what he's willing to do to Laa Laa... who knows what he'd be willing to do for you. You're special, (y/n), you better treat my bro right."

This was all a dream come true and a horrible nightmare, you needed to help Tinky Winky, he looked so weak and handsome, but you had no idea what to do.

Tink let out a small groan before his body went limp.

"TINK, CAN YOU HEAR ME?!" Dipsy cried out in panic, shaking his purple bro.

"TINKY, NO, DONT LEAVE ME, YOURE THE ONLY ONE WHO UNDERSTANDS ME!" You yelled out, gripping at your mans face. "Dipsy, what can I do???"

Dipsy looked at your mess of a face, you could barely open your eyes because they were so swollen from crying, and he could have sailed away in the snot pouring out of your nose.

"Quick," Dipsy said urgently

"We need to take him to our lord and saviour.

BABY SUN."