What the hell?

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Sherlock started a chat room
John logged on
Lestrade logged on
Sherlock I have a case for you.-Lestrade
It's about time.-Sherlock
What is it?-John
It's a murder, can't figure this one out-Lestrade
You never can-Sherlock
Anyway are you coming?-Lestrade
Of course we are-Sherlock
*They arrive at the crime scene.*
It's a male around his twenties, been stabbed in his chest and punctured his lung.-Lestrade
Choking to death on his own blood, not the most painful way to die. Looking at the way he was stabbed the killer was obviously right handed, not male though the killer was a female.-Sherlock
How do you know?-Lestrade
Their perfume on the body and the lipstick on his cheek, there no connection to the victim so it was a random act, for fun you would say. Never married and not in a relationship at the moment but wanting to have fun with a woman. She brings him out here then stabs him then leaves before anyone can see and leaving no fingerprints. Very clever.-Sherlock
Why are we typing in chat and not talking to each other?- John
Good question.-Lestrade
John come smell the body.-Sherlock
What? No!-John
Just do it.-Sherlock
Fine....-John
Well what do you think-Sherlock
The perfume smells very familiar......like (Y/n)'s- John
Exactly.-Sherlock
You don't mean-Lestrade
I'm not saying she did it yet.-Sherlock
(Y/n) logged on
Where are you guys?-(Y/n)
Where were you last night?-Lestrade
Why?-(Y/n)
Just answer the question-John
I was with Jim, we threw cow blood at people.-(Y/n)
Gross-John
I don't tell you how to live your life.-(Y/n)
After that?-Sherlock
Threw glitter at priests.-(Y/n)
What is wrong with you?-John
Shove off!-(Y/n)
Anything else?-Sherlock
Mmmmmm no-(Y/n)
So you didn't murder this guy.-Lestrade
Maybe I did maybe I didn't.-(Y/n)
Moriarty logged on
Hey~ -Moriarty
What did you do last night?-Sherlock
Threw cow blood at people with (Y/n) then glitter at priests.-Moriarty
Yes a security camera!-Sherlock
The tape should have caught the murder.-Lestrade
Yes thank you for pointing out the obvious-Sherlock
-_- -Lestrade
So Jim what do you want to do tonight?-(Y/n)
Mmmm want to pretend we're nice people then throw paint on them?-Moriarty
Sure sounds fun.-(Y/n)
(Y/N) HOW COULD YOU?!-John
What?-(Y/n)
You murdered this man!-John
Oh yeah that oops.-(Y/n)
Why?-John
Because it was fun.-Moriarty
You were with her?!-John
Oh course I was.-Moriarty
Sherlock Lestrade?-(Y/n)
Dear I think you broke them.-Moriarty
That's a first-(Y/n)
I can't believe this, (Y/n) Holmes you're under arrest for the murder of Sebastian Morgan.-Lestrade
No-Sherlock
Sherlock?-John
I'm not going to let you imprison her.-Sherlock
Hahahahahaha!!-Moriarty
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!-(Y/n)
Why are you laughing this is a serious matter!-Lestrade
Sirius Black logged on
What now?!-Sirius
What?-Lestrade
Who are you?-Sherlock
What the hell?-John
Well?-Sirius
Not you Sirius.-(Y/n)
Really? I was in the middle of something!!-Sirius
And that would be?-(Y/n)
I was burying Remus's things.-Sirius
Well you can go back now sorry for the misunderstanding.-(Y/n)
Sirius Black logged off
Now where were we? Oh right I "murdered" Sebastian.-(Y/n)
What's with the quotation marks?-John
Would you like to take a bow (Y/n)?-Sherlock
I just might-(Y/n)
Where did the body go?!-Lestrade
What?-John
You tricked me I must say I'm impressed.-Sherlock
I got the great Sherlock Holmes! This is the best moment ever!-(Y/n)
We should celebrate-Moriarty
What's going on?!-John
Wow you really aren't that bright-(Y/n)
-_- -John
Well I set the whole thing up, Sebastian is a friend on mine and works for Jim. We set this prank up to see how long it took Sherlock to figure out is was fake, I guess I lost thought you would get it from the beginning. You disappointed me Sherlock-(Y/n)
Well played.-Sherlock
Damn.-Lestrade
This is what happens when you let your sister hang out with Moriarty, Sherlock-John
It's not like I'm letting her.-Sherlock
I'm leaving.-Lestrade
Lestrade logged off
He seems mad....hehe.-(Y/n)
Come on John this calls for revenge.-Sherlock
Coming.-John
Sherlock logged off
John logged off
Sirius Black logged on
If Remus comes by you never saw me!-Sirius
Sirius Black logged off
Remus Lupin logged on
WHERE IS HE?!-Remus
I have no idea the park maybe.-Moriarty
Remus Lupin logged off
Want to get some pie or follow someone until they freak out and Lestrade before we throw paint at people?-Moriarty
Both, both is good.-(Y/n)
Moriarty logged off
(Y/n) logged off
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Shit it's been forever since I updated this! Well I hope you enjoy this chapter! Also should I make a book where I add the reader into the episodes of Firefly? And for those who have never watched it, go watch it because it's amazing!
~Jay <3

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