1) Find your desired type of girl
2)Steal her diary; read her interests and her life.
3) Introduce yourself in the morning and stalk her address later on.
4)Go to her home and have a fake rain and a boom box and sing her a song OR anything else she desires.
5) Ask her out.
Alternate ending (step 4 & 5)
4) Take your gun and climb her window. Hold your gun at your or her head.
5). Ask her out.
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Anything and Everything in 5 easy steps
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