1)Grab a knife
2) Stab them or their pet continuously
3) Laugh evilly
4)Fall to the ground and start to gasp for air.
5) Stand up, start laughing. Say "Haha! Gotchya!! I am not the one dying here!"
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Anything and Everything in 5 easy steps
Short StoryBreathing, yes. Drinking, yes. Eating, yes. Everything you need to survive in 5 easy steps. Real Real easy. Rumor has it, humor it has.