1)Remove one of your eyes
2) Remove one of your legs
3) Buy a ship
4) Recruit crew
5) 'Arr' away
Okay, Okay, I know this isn't funny but I just needed an update so there ya go!
I am not a loser!
I know how to crack jokes!
Keep telling that to yourself
who tf are you? o.O
Your mom.
*turns around* Mom, what are you doin- IS THAT A KNIFE!? MOM!?
*Kills the child*
Thats not funny mom...
Idc
O.o okay.. bye..
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Anything and Everything in 5 easy steps
Short StoryBreathing, yes. Drinking, yes. Eating, yes. Everything you need to survive in 5 easy steps. Real Real easy. Rumor has it, humor it has.
