Pisces: Welcome
Cancer: Alright what kind of fucked up crap are we going to deal with today?
Pisces: Nooooooooooothin
Capricorn: Alright he stretched out nothing I'm leaving.
Pisces: Not yet.
*doors close and everyone is transported somewhere*
Capricorn: Fuck.
Leo: Our.
Libra: Lives.
*enters magic world*
Pisces: Welcome to AnimeLand!!
Libra: ANIME!!!!!
Libra:.........
Libra: Will I be able to use my WiFi to watch anime?
Pisces: Sure.
Capricorn: ANIME????
Cancer: ANIME.
Sagittarius: IS BAE.
Cancer: Hell yeah!!
Leo: I don't watch anime.
Libra: Of course you don't you only buy hair products, use all of them ten minutes later, and then you buy more. Cycle repeats.
Leo: Whatever.
Pisces: FUCK OFF IM TRYING TO SPEAK.
Capricorn: IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS??? TAMAKI-SENPAI!!!
Pisces: Yes it is. Now, we have a black butler section. An ouran high school host club. A puella magi madoka magica. Some hetalia. And a free for all section. I will explain later. Hehehehehehehehehehe.
Libra: Black butler? Or ouran?
Pisces: Puella magi? Or ouran?
Leo: hair? Or anime?
Capricorn: HETALIA HERE I COME!!
Cancer: I HATE YOU YOU WANT TO MAKE ME CHOOSE!?!? DIE!!!!!
Sagittarius: OURAN FOR THE WIN!!
Capricorn: HETALIA!!
Sagittarius: Ouran!!
Capricorn: Wanna go bitch!?!?
Sagittarius: Put em up mother fucker!!
Pisces: This is what the free for all room is for.
Libra: A bloody free for all?
Pisces: No, it's free for all. No payments.
Libra: Thats just stupid.
Pisces: We each pick a side. Head captains are Capricorn and Sag since they started this. So pick a side. Ouran forever.
Cancer: Hetlaia.
Libra: Ouran.
Leo: Hetalia.
Pisces: Alright enter the free for all. Now we have all picked teams, let's play some dodgeball and anime quiz!!
Capricorn: DIE OURAN LOVERS!!!
Sagittarius: DIE HETALIA LOVERS!!!!
Capricorn: HUMAN SHIELD!!!!
Cancer: HUMAN SHIELD READY SIR!!!
Capricorn: ARE THE HAIR CHEMICALS READY LEO?
Leo: MA'AM YES MA'AM!!
Sagittarius: OURAN LOVERS!! SPREAD OUT AND ATTACK FROM ALL SIDES!!
Pisces: Ok were done. Say and Cap were trying to kill each other. ANIME QUIZ!!! Between Cap and Sag ONLY.
Pisces: First question: In the anime Puella Magi, which one of the magical girls was turned into a witch?
Capricorn: Idk.
Sagittarius: Sayaka Miki.
Pisces: CORRECT!!!! Second question: What anime does Mitskuni Hanozuka come from?
Capricorn: I. D. K.
Sagittarius: Ouran.
Pisces: CORRECT!!! Third question: What anime Italy from?
Capricorn: I KNOW THIS ONE!!
Sagittarius: Hetalia.
Pisces: CORRECT!!!! Final question: Who is the most annoying person in Ouran High School Host Club?
Capricorn: Uhhh.... Honey?
Pisces: One: Honey is bae so fuck you. Two: I asked for an answer not a question. Three: Not even close. Four: Thats Honey-senpai to you.
Sagittarius: Rengae.
Pisces: YOU WIN!! CAKE!!! CAKE!!!
Honey: DID YOU SAY CAKE?
Pisces: I SAID CAKE!!!
Honey: CAKE!!!!
Capricorn: Let's go before I die of weirdom.