Diary of a Suicidal Teen

Chapter 5

Chapter 5- Finding the old widow

                Brrrriiiinggggg!! Huh? Oh no! Not again! The alarm clock has come back for me, and this

time it's taking no prisoners! I jumped out of bed in record time and landed on my feet at the foot of

my bed taking a fighting pose. I stood there in just my boxers feeling like a complete and utter

moron. I turned my head and looked in the mirror above the dresser and laughed at myself.

Imagine this. A 24 year old guy with black shaggy bed hair and superman boxers with a ninja like

pose standing in the middle of the room and guess who the enemy here is? A alarm clock! Wow.

             I walked over to the alarm clock that was still blaring madly at me and turned it off. I looked at

the time to found out it was nearly noon! Crap. How long was that alarm clock going off for! I set it

for 8am! I sighed. Isn't the cleaning crew supposed to come by at 10am anyway. Wow this is the

last time I come to the Holiday inn! Who am I kidding. It's so my fault I mean I could sleep through a

earthquake!

          I got dressed as fast as humanly possibly! I hope I don't get whiplash. I can just imagine what

the doctors at the hospital would look like when I told them what happened. "Well you see what had

happened was...well I got dressed really really fast." That would be very awkward. Anyways I got

dressed and headed to the lobby to check out. I went up to the front desk and said "Hi i'm in room

247 and I would like to check out." The lady smiled at me and took my card.

       I turned around and ran straight into this guy who looked like he just came from Hawaii. I mean

this guy had it all going on. All the way down to the Hawaiian t-shirt and fake flower necklace. "I'm

sorry sir I wasn't watching where I was going." He looked at me for a second and I thought I saw a

flash of recognition in his eyes, but I shook it off I mean I've never seen this guy in my entire life.

Then he asked me a question that shocked me "Are you Detective Green?"

     "I don't know. It depends on who wants to know." I know. That was probably one of the most

lamest things I've ever said, but I couldn't think of anything else to say at that moment. He looked at

me for a second before nodding his head and saying "Come with me now."  What the hell. Who

does this guy think he his. My answer to that was "How about you tell me who the hell you are first

and then we'll talk huh?" Probably not the best idea since this guy looked like he could rip me in

half with his pinkie.

         He looked at me for a long second and then snapped his fingers. I blinked and started

laughing. Really! He snapped his finger. Whats that going to do? Oh my god! At this point I was

laughing so hard I started sputtering out words "He........fingers.......snapped......like......girl...." I was

finally starting to calm down when I looked up at him to see that he was smirking. I was about to

say something witty when all of a sudden I couldn't see anything. I then realized a bag had been put

over my head! Once again. Really! How original. You'd think by now criminals would learn new

tricks or something but no they go and repeat shit! I realized how stupid I was being when I had

worse problems right now.

          Like right at this very moment I was being kidnapped by a guy who looks fruity and acts like

one too. I grunted as I landed on something hard and cold. The sound of tires squealing echoing in

my ear. I don't no if I should be mad about being kidnapped or the fact that I am being kidnapped by

people who are so un-original. Any other day I would have laughed at the fact of being thrown in the

back of a van with a bag covering my head but right now it's not so funny.

     About a hour or so later I heard the door slide open and thought "I bet they just circled the block a

bunch of times and we are about 2 blocks away from the hotel." I was about to laugh at that thought

when I was pulled out of the van and thrown on the ground with a "Ow fuck". I was then guided

somewhere unknown for about 5min and then was pushed in a very comfortable chair. The bag

was taken off my head to reveal some old lady. Oh boy this can't be good. I looked around trying to

process my surroundings and noticed on just about every wall there was some kind of weapon.

       "You must be Detective Green right?" I looked up at this lady before saying "Yes ma'am" I mean

really who would try smart-mouthing this lady with all these weapons around. I swear there's a

machete tucked under the cushion of the chair she's sitting in. Better not find out though. I cringed

internally at the thought of this lady going all ape shit on me with a machete.

        "Well my name is Faye Brooks." Oh no. Well at least I didn't have to look far for Ms.Brooks. Well

I didn't  find her she found me. I don't know if I should be happy about that. Especially considering

where I am right now. I just hope she's here to help me not kill me.

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