Team fortress 2:Kids

Happy B-Day!

Days passed pretty quickly,and the team began getting bored.All of them counted the time until summer came.Time passed by for a while,until Pyro's birthday came!Pyro was at home and he barely woke up,when he encounters a room full of decorations and the team yelling "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!".Pyro was so happy today,he took out his matches and lit them up.Soldier got out Pyro's cake and wished him happy b-day."HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAGGOT!!NOW LIGHT THE CANDLES!!"Pyro took the matches and tried to light the candles.When the team sang the song to him,Pyro tried to blow the candles through his mask,and it worked!When Pyro blew out the candles,everyone else took something out.They were presents!He had received some matches,a lighter,a toy flamethrower,a stuffed animal,all the usual birthday stuff.Pyro gleefully took his toy flamethrower and put the lighter at the front.So now,the flamethrower worked!Pyro looked at everyone else and they al nodded.
Pyro went outside and blasted it until he got bored and went inside.Today was fun for Pyro,but it was almost over.Then again,the day would come again next year.The next day was Monday,so they all had to go to school.Being there for a while,everyone got used to it.Kinda.When they got there,a bird landed on Medic's arm.It stayed there for a while, and Medic stared at it.It wasn't just any bird,it was a dove."I zink I'll call you Archimedes!"Heavy was protecting Medic incase someone tried to pick on him again.The Spy was invisible,so that the other kids couldn't see him.He stood there for a while until somebody walked into him,and he uncloaked.Spy turned around to see Scout there smiling up at him.Spy rolled his eyes and walked away to go somewhere else.Ok,this is crazy,but I might fast-track a couple years in some stories,ok?I'm telling a life-story here,so I'm gonna make this go faster.