Team fortress 2:Kids

Dat battle

Today was the last day of school before summer!The team was planning to meet up afterschool and talk."Man,we gonna have the best time ever!"Demoman slurred a bit.Soldier nodded in agreement and kicked a rock over."I could use a break after all zis time."Medic said."Hey,has anyvone seen Scout?"They all looked around and finally noticed Scout wasn't with them."Hey chuckle nuts!Up here!"A voice called out.Thy all looked up and saw a 12 year old Scout happily sitting in a tree branch."Oi feel bad for ya mate.You still have school next year."Sniper called out."It's not that half bad!My time'll come!"Scout replied."So,whatchu all wanna do later?We got 20 minutes left before the bell rings."Engie said.Nobody knew what they should do,so they decided to just leave.Scout went off in one direction for his school,and everyone else went to their place."Herr Heavy,we have come a long vay.Are you excited?"Medic asked.Heavy nodded his head and took a deep breath.Heavy helped Medic get through school for several years,and today was the last day.The bell rang,and they all went into the building.*time skip because school is BORING*
After that day,the team was ready to go home and celebrate or relax.They were walking home when each one of the mercenaries bumped into to a person.A big wave a "OOF"s could be heard a mile away from there.They looked forward to see who they bumped into and saw Blu team."Vat are you doing here?"Spy asked angrily."I don't know,I should ask you ze same zing."Blu Spy replied.Blu and Red Heavy looked at each other,when Blu Heavy laughed."You look stupid in Red!"Blu Heavy shouted.Red Heavy got mad and began insulting him.Red and Blu argued back and forth until they all got so frustrated,they were gonna fight.This was the thing for them,whoever won walks away.ALIVE.They all walked into the woods and chose a spot there.Red team wasn't paying attention,and didn't notice that Blu team had snuck away."HEY!WHERE'D THOSE MAGGOTS GO?!?!"Soldier exclaimed.They looked around,but saw nothing.Suddenly,there was a 'thunk' sound,and an explosion that followed.The sudden burst in the explosion caused them all to fall back."Ha!Yer all so pathetic,LADDIES!"Blu Demoman shouted from above the trees.Demoman had been up there the whole time,and so was the rest of them."Ve'll see who's laughing later."Medic muttered.Sniper aimed his gun upwards,and shot his gun.The bullet flew up into the thick layer of leaves,and hit Heavy in the knee.Heavy fell down from there,and landed on his back."HEAVY!"Blu Medic called from above.Medic had become really angry now,and kept down.Apparently,he brings his syringe gun wherever he goes.He took no aim,and began shooting it at everyone from Red team.At least 4 needles were stuck in each person,and they all fell down.After a couple minutes without movement,Blu team thought they had died.Cheering in victory,they all went off.But,Red team wasn't dead at all.They had a special power to respawn if they ever died,and so did Blu team.After they reappeared again,they found out about this power."What the-?!...how did this happen?"Scout asked.One by one,the members of the team came back.Poof!There was Engie.Poof!There was Pyro.Poof!There was Spy.6 more times,and everyone had appeared back again.When they realized that they could respawn,they hatched a plan to get back Blu team.By now,they were almost adults,and they didn't just use water balloons and toys.Nope,after they grew up,all 9 of them took things to another level.Sniper ran back to the house to get their weapons,and met back at Blu's base."This is gonna be fun..."Sniper whispered.Spy opened up a vent from outside,and they all climbed in.Each person had to go to a different place to get a different person,so that's what they did.Each person had a phone to see if everyone was in position to move,and they all texted each other to confirm it.Once that happened,they crashed through the vents,and punched on their twins.When they were down,Red team took out their weapons,pointed it at the other,and fired.9 booms were played,and Blu team was gone.Red team ran away before the others could respawn again,and laughed about it all the way home.