Team fortress 2:Kids

Drunk night

Today,absolutely no one cared about anything,everyone on the team just stopped caring except Scout.So,while Scout was doing a 17 page report,everyone else was going out to a party.Engie had met a guy in school,and they were invited to a party.Everyone was getting ready,when Scout walked in."You know,I remember when you guys were better.Now,all you do is ditch.""SHUT UP LEETLE SCOUT."Heavy yelled.Scout stopped,and ran back into his room.They got in Medic's car and headed off.When they got to the house,they were greeted by a person named James."Hey Engie!What's up?"James went up and fist bumped Engineer."James,these are my brothers,Pyro,Medic,Sniper,Soldier,Heavy,Demoman,and Spy.Scout is at home."Engie said.James smirked and led them in.The team could see people dancing,talking,and drinking alcohol.A half drunk girl tried to walk to Solider."Heeeey buddy...eerr here ya go*hic*.I-(burp)"the girl then fell to the floor and fainted.The girl had given Soldier 8 cups of beer,and each person got a cup.As they gulped it down,Demoman had his own drink with him."WOOOO!I FEEL SO ALIIIIVE!!'Sniper shouted.Medic turned around,as he was drunk,and faced towards some girls.He grabbed one girl,and pulled her close to him."Sei mein....""What?""Be mine."Medic smiled and held her close."Get off of me!"She shouted.She then proceeded to upper cut him in the jaw."My dear frau,don't be shy..."Medic said.She ran away,and Medic couldn't even walk in a straight direction.Meanwhile,Heavy was on the kitchen with more drunk people."And then...I*burp*heh heh...what I was saying?Ah...you should have seen me man...."Heavy said.They all laughed and slapped his back.Spy was on the couch with girls sitting next to him."Come on Spy,pleeeeaasee?""I'm afraid not,my identity is concealed."he had been flirting with them,and the girls tried to take off his mask.Soldier and Sniper weren't even inside the house anymore,they were with James and 3 other boys,throwing toilet paper on people's houses."This is one heck of a party,eh Soldier?""INDEED MAGGOT!HAND ME SOME MORE!!"James threw another roll to Soldier,when he threw some more.Engineer was sitting in the roof of the house with Pyro.Neither of them had taken a single drink."Pyro,what do you think Scout's doing right now?""Durdede.""What?""*sigh*duerdeured!(he's still doing the paper.)""Oh,ok."Engineer leaned back and closed his eyes,while Pyro looked up at the moon.Back at home,Scout was thinking hard."What is x?Ugh,I should've went with them!"Scout shouted angrily.Demoman was in the corner drinking by himself.2 hours into the party,they played spin the bottle.Pyro spun the bottle,and it landed on....a girl.Her name was Jennifer.Everyone stared at Pyro waiting for him to make his move."mmmfff mmrroohh..."Pyro mumbled.He and Jennifer walked into the kitchen,and the game resumed.When Sniper was about to grab the bottle,a crash came from the door.There was Medic,with no shirt on,and a bottle in his hand."Let's do zis!!..."he slurred.He walked to the living room,and passed out.Sniper looked,and grinned."Oi,someone hand me the marker!"One of the guys,Roy,handed him a sharpie,and he went to Medic."This is the best night ever...."Snipe thought to himself as he made a few strokes on Medic's face.
*THE NEXT MORNING*
Everyone was hungover from last night,and Sniper got up.He looked around to see the house trashed,and people lying everywhere.He looked at James,who spilled a cup of beer from his hands.Sniper walked to the kitchen to find Pyro and a girl sleeping next to each other.Then,there was a screech coming from the bathroom.Sniper rushed over,and saw Medic looking in the mirror."WHO DID THIS?!?!"Medic yelled.Sniper tried extremely hard not to laugh when he looked at Medic's face.There was a big "Looser"on his forehead,a mustache had been drawn in his face,and half of his hair was shaved off."Herr Sniper,do you know who did zis?"Medic asked.Sniper turned away for a little and tried not to smile."Uh,no.I have no oidea!"Sniper said.Medic sighed heavily and walked out.When Sniper walked back to the living room,he could see his team sprawled on the floor.Spy's mask was half hanging out,Heavy was snoring,and Soldier's helmet covered his face.Sniper suddenly got an idea.He grabbed a foghorn off the floor,covered his ears,and blew it.The foghorn's blare traveled through the house,and everyone nearly went deaf.A wave of "AAAAAAUAUUGGGH!!!"could be heard from 5 miles away.Sniper laughed,and gathered his team"Come on.Let's go home."