Sooo um. Yeah. Hi.
I'm Malitoriusonitious Poklawgerten. It's a beautiful name right? WRONG! If you were trying to be nice and say yes, well stop being nice. Let your feeling fall! You can cry in my arms now! (No thanks) Well, here's basically my life.
My friends call my Mal. My potato friends, and my q-tip friends. Right now those two nations are at war. I have to be secret when meeting with one of the sides, or else the others with revolt. My mom says I'm special. She's a cucumber. I don't know what happened to the mom that was my species. I have a dad that's my species, but he doesn't like me, that's why I stay locked up in my room.
Well, I do go to school, but everyone looks at me like I'm a weirdo. If anything, they're weirdos! They all walk around in big group, text, barely eat half a chip. While I'm here walking by my self, talking to Penelope (my favorite potato) and eat all that I want!
But I get bullied a lot. Last year a girl stepped on Ryan. (My potato boyfriend) And so, I built a grave for him. But let's not get into details.
I have frizzy green hair. (Don't ask why, I'll tell you later) brown eyes, a mouth and nose, and my favorite store is called The Dollar tree Pretty fancy if you ask me. They sell socks and stuff too!
Let's start the story, shall we?
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Authors note
Hey guys! Pretty fancy name, huh?😂 Soory about how short this chapter is, i swear, the next one will be longer! I think I like writing comedy like this! It's fun to write, and it's easy. Do you like this story so far?
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