I woke up on the chair to my desk with my potatoes on it. The q-tips would be furious! I quickly got up and walked over to my closet. I picked loose sweats and a purple shirt that I made.
I think it was pretty, but the biggest mean girl in my school, Patricia, says its " too hideous to even look at"
Whatever, I mean, haters gonna hate, right?
When I got to school with my awesome duct tape backpack, the mac and cheese kind of duct tape.I felt a lump in my backpack hit my back every time I leaped. I looked in and saw Penelope and the potato's boyfriend sitting there with her, his name is Biter because once when I petted him, he bit me. But I think that I've tamed him since then. So, I took him and Penelope out and put them in my locker together. Then I put my books on top of them.
As I was walking to class, I felt another lump! I looked in as the bell rang, and found Jennifer. She's been chasing after Biter ever since him and Penelope got together.
I figured I would just leave her there in the middle of the hall, and I would come pick her up after class.
I ran to my math class, and thought about Jennifer. Once the bell rang, I got up, but while I was walking through the door, Patricia cut in front of me. Oh no! I tried to get in front of her, but I couldn't, and as soon as I got to Jennifer, Patricia had squished her under her probably 200 dollar heel. Jennifer was a mashed potato now! At least Biter and Penelope would be happy.
Then the lunch bell rang. I quickly took a bag out of my backpack and scooped Jennifer up. She would make a tasty lunch.
I ran to the lunchroom and bought some gravy. I opened the bag that contained Jennifer in it, and dug a spoon into her. She tasted sour from the marker, but I was fine. After that, I threw the bag away, along with the super colorful parts of Jennifer that were uneatable. After lunch, I had one more period left. I got over with it easily, and quickly. I walked home, and made it safely. Then I got into the fridge and found some horse relish, and then got a spoon, and dug in to my dinner. After that, I got into bed, and dreamt about the next day.
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A "Normal" Teenager
RandomMalitoriusonitious Poklawgerten is a "normal" teenager. At least she thinks that she is. But in reality, she's not. She has no potential in life. Until she meets two girl. Who changed her life. After she starts hanging out with them, it actually see...
