After Jeffrey molested my face, it made me think of my baby boo terio. I could hear his sperm shouts from inside my vaginal viscinity. A lil sperm came out uh me OOPS! so anyways, i was typin way and i came up with this:
Dear my hot piece of ass ter ter,
Just wanting to let u kno tht me and the infant miss u alot huny kake. :))))))) XD xoxox. Nothing much has happened, but i am stuck in a whore house titty dome with vaping tentacles everywhere i look, but all should be back to normal soon. I met some new tub z tubz. I rode president jeffersons ass into neverland, kinda like that rihanna song, Fly. "I came 2 win,,, to fight... 2 conker.., to rise,,, TO FLY xp. xoxo. Well anywho, we need to talk hubba hubba. U should come visit,... i just gotta give u the 4 1 1. I am stuck in a rut with you, jeffrey, and my tub Po. I am quite confuzzled at the moment, but i thiink if u cum (lol).. u could fight to the death for me. If your not abt this life, COUNT ME OUT. Head up princess, ur tearah is faling. ;))) heheh. Join me in this journey we call the hajj.
sinserley, Ur (tub)belela 4 lyfe. hehhe xoxo
Oh... and P.s.s..,,,,, My water just broke! It means im hav an infant. I know this because i Am a sex ed expert. I would give u a little powerpoint on it but my water just broke lol BRB. Ok well see ya!
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After i finished writing the email to terio, my plant cell broke. Before i knew it, i was standing in a puddle of jelly-like cytoplasm. I call up Jeffrey on my pear phone. "Jeffrey I'm hav an infant!" I whisper. "Ohhhh blessed be Jesus" he burps. "Jeffrey if u wanna come on down come on down!" I say. "Licorice sprout we need to rush you to the nearest weenie hut junior at this moment! I know a few transvestite nurse hookers that can meet us there" Jeffrey exclaims. I hang up my pear phone and cartwheel to the hospital bc it spelled out pussy in my fruit loops this morning. I see Jeffrey waiting for me at the front weenie and he licks me eyebrows and inhales my nasal boogers. All of a sudden, lightning strikes. I see a strange tubby wearing a tropical bucket hat and joggers... Po? It can't be. I thought he was in the studio making a collab with Nash Grier... Bullshinanigans in my mind again i mean guess okay I. Haha dyslexia probs :P. We rush into the hut and a nurse prostitute slaps me on the ass with her tentacles and spreads my butt hole like Christmas Eve. Right as I am about to birth this micro orgasm out of my shit hole, my mind starts to wash away and I get confuzzled. As I am laying on the bed with Jeffrey squeezing my left ballsack, I see a faint light. Is that Po? He descends from the heavens and begins to pull at my meatball (ass hole poopy) lol. All of a sudden I see a shrek baby emerge from my woman cave. The baby winks and bites his lip. "Omg he is a lip sync viner!" Jeffrey screeches. Aw already takin after daddy lmao. Po hands me my strangely large dragon ass lookin infant covered in booty hole shit. "aw it looks like me" Po whispers into my nostril. "lmao dafuq no it doesn't" I scream. He runs out of the room and Jeffrey is left with me (besides gidget and fifi they was filming the whole thing they Finna post it on pornhub lol #HaveFans #Loop. All of a sudden, the egg lookin ass baby grows horns and out of those horns grows wings and it flies out of Jefferson's arms out of the weenie hut junior. Me and Jeffrey look at eachother frightened. We jolt up and begin to run down the weenie hut hallway in slow motion with the We Are Young by Fun remix playing in the backround. "I know ur trying to forget I know I etsta etsta etsta etsta etsta etsta etsta etsta etsta" Jeffrey pulls out his pear phone and begins to take a vine. "JEFFERSON ELI MILLER WE HAVE A HORNED TRANSGENDER SHREK BABY ON THE LOOSE AND YOU TAKE A VINE?" I whisper. Gidget turns the remix off her cassette tape. "Yes" Jeffrey says. "Ok I guess" I screech. The song starts again and Jeffrey squeezes ranch from his hidden valley on our titties making us grow wings. We all fly out of the weenie hut junior and begin the adventure to find our dragon child. #lolHowureadagain..?
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