Why am I always the one that has to drive my drunk friends all over the place? Can't I just be the one to take a few drinks and have someone else drive me home? Nope, obviously not because "I'm the youngest of the group" and "I'm a virgin", but that doesn't make any difference. Just because I haven't had any dick yet doesn't mean I can't have a drink every now and then.
"Hey guys if it's cuz I'm a virgin that I have to be the designated driver, why don't you help me out and find someone to fuck me?" I asked them as I drove down the road in the middle of the night.
"Cuz then we couldn't have a good time all the time." Stacy said laughing.
She was definitely wasted she was going to have a major hangover tomorrow.
Dave leaned over from the back seat and planted a kiss on my cheek.
"Come over my place tonight baby and I'll do it." He said with a drunk grin.
"No on your life, Dave." I said and everyone laughed except Justin.
"Stop playing around and just drive." He said but now I was all giggly so I saluted him like in the army.
"Yes, sir!" I said and everyone in the back started laughing again.
"SHUT UP AND DRIVE!" He yelled and everyone looked at him like he was crazy.
"Justin calm down, it was a joke." Alex said
"I don't care!" He said.
"Justin, I'm not going to drive if you're going to be a dick." I told him in a stern voice.
"You'll drive if I tell you to drive, bitch!" He said starting to raise his voice again.
"That's it." I said now very pissed off and pulled over and put the car in park.
"Why'd you stop?" He asked
"Get the fuck out, now!" I told him.
"What?" He asked. "Hell, no I'd have to walk 10 miles to get home from here."
"I don't care." I said. "If you're gonna call me a bitch then I'm gonna be a bitch."
He just stared at me like he would have shot me if he had a gun. Thank god he didn't know about the gun under the passenger seat.
"Get out." I said again
"No, I'm not walking." He said.
"Then you can sleep on the side of the road for all I care," I told him starting to get mad. "But you're still getting out of my car."
"JUST FUCKING DRIVE!" He yelled and pulled out a pocket knife.
(#cliffhanger I is gonna make u suffer and wait 😈)
