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Imagine #26

June 25, 2013

Pow! Grunt! Kiai! The sounds and sights of swift movement and yelling took place in my dojo. I was practicing my self-defense when Master Tomlinson's voice rang around the dojo. 

"Class, pause what you're doing and come here for a moment." The class, even me, stopped and turned to face him. I wasn't really excited because he usually lectures and oh my god, I can't stand them! "I want to introduce you to our newest student, Harry Styles. Now, Harry, go change into your uniform and work with Neus." WHAT THE HELL?!?! YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!! I'm close to my black belt but really?! Argh, might as well not do push-ups... I waited for Harry to come out of the bathroom so I could do some self-defense with him. He came out and stood next to me. 

"Harry, you stand across from me, because I'm the higher belt here." I said to him. He moved to stand across from me and started using those stupid karate moves you see on TV. I grabbed his wrist and he started to ballroom dance. Ugh, you've got to be kidding me, this is way worse than push-ups! 

"Harry! STOP NOW." I ordered in a serious tone. God, I hate him. How am I supposed to get my red belt when he ballroom dances and has the IQ of a toenail?

"Hey! That's mean! I'll cooperate this time, but don't insult me ever. Again."

"Fine." I rolled my eyes. He grabbed my wrist and I did a swift attack. I stood by him, taught him self-defense and the forms that a white belt should know. To my surprise, he picked up well. We did this over the next few weeks until the test came. Harry went for his test and passed! He got his yellow belt! Now it was my turn. 

"Good luck N. I know you can do it." Harry whispered in my ear. I did what I had to do and got to the nerve-wracking part. The board breaking. I had to do a tornado (Master Tommo hates saying 360...) back kick with a double round kick. I took a deep breath, and sliced the boards through with my foot on the first try. I knew at that point, I got my red belt and was one step closer to my black belt.

"N, you did it! I knew you could!" Harry came running and hugged me so hard. I hugged him back hard, because he passed!

"No, we did it, Harry! We both passed!" we released each other and I was about to leave when Harry held me back.

"This past few weeks, and I know you'll get shocked, but I actually really liked you. Not Love, but like like. So....before you attract any flies, I was wondering if you wanted to go out with me?" MY partner? For the past few weeks? Asked me out? The Harry Styles? Geez, I was flashbacking and he twitched at every time I grabbed him, smiles when I taught him some forms for the test. I didn't even know, this was shocking, but I'm saying yes anyway.

"You know what Harry? I hated you at first. But honestly, you're not as bad as I thought. So, yes, I'll go out with you." We both exchanged numbers and walked out of the building together.

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 I had to change the martial art to taekwondo because I don't know anything about judo....