Avi: We hate you.
Esther: Who's we?
Avi: Literally everyone.
Esther: Oh.
Esther: Seriously?? You can't get over it??
Esther: We gain more and more publicity the longer we keep the charade going!!
Avi: Is that honestly all you care about??
Avi: Scott told me to stab you but you're my sister and I love you.
Esther: Awwww
Avi: But I still hate you.
Esther: They're actors; calm down.
Esther: Alex and Jeremy are exceedingly talented.
Avi: But if she actually falls in love with him??
Avi: And then breaks up w/ me????
Esther: Oh my god Avi stop panicking.
Esther: They don't even live in the same house.
Avi: Mitch misses Scott because he spends a lot of time with Alex.
Esther: Alex knows I'll stop paying him if they actually start dating so they probably wont.
Esther: Tell Mitch to chill.
Esther: And you chill.
Esther: Kirstie loves you, okay?
Avi: ....
Avi: Okay.
Avi: Thanks Esther.
