Jeremy: This is so awkward
Alex: What
Jeremy: Avi got her a puppy
Alex: oh god
Jeremy: I had to tweet that I got her one but TBH I feel bad for lying
Alex: it's in our contract I don't think we can escape it
Jeremy: tru
Jeremy: how's Scott
Alex: hanging out w/ Mitch
Jeremy: *making out
Alex: well ur not WRONG
Jeremy: dude I'm so gay
Alex: I'm straight
Jeremy: what have we gotten ourselves into
Alex: a 3 million dollar paycheck
Jeremy: tru
Jeremy: if he gets her more dog stuff I'm going to quit
Alex: Scott hasn't talked to me in 3 weeks
Alex: so I have to be the one pretending
Alex: and I did not go to theatre school for 5 years to be ignored
Jeremy: same
Jeremy: Esther's texting me have to go
Alex: bye
Alex: I'll go stare at our contract
This explains it. Wow ok bye.
- b Xx.
