Chapter 3: We're off!

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You open your flour. It goes everywhere, even in your eyes. The cocky girl next to you says "What's that baby powder for? Here, have my flower." She hands you a yellow dandelion. 'Trying to put me off is she?' You think. 'Well two can play that game.' You get out your sausage roll with a soggy bottom, and shove it up where the sun don't shine. "AHHHHHH.. Oohhhhh" she says, enjoying the tingling sensation. "I like that" she says.

You ignore her, and bake an amazing toad in the hole. Paul will be impressed, well you hope so anyway.

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