You had.. Let's just say a.. Rough night.
You were so busy in Paul's house that you completely forgot about the bake off. It's the final bake today!
You wake up in shock. Paul's hairy armpit is in your face. You look at the clock. It reads '9:46'.
"Poop." You say, down Paul's ear, causing him to murmur the words "Ooh mama no." Whatever that means.
"Paul wake up" You say, shoving him. He doesn't wake up. "PAUL" You shout, still no response.
You decide it isn't working, so try to push him off the bed. Damn, he's heavy.
But, you do it. His baker's ass shoves off the bed and collapses onto the floor, causing him to wake. "OH DEAR BAKER ABOVE" He screams, scrambling off the floor.
"Paul, it's bake off time in approximately 14 minutes." You say, concerned.
"I did enough baking last night"
"Same, but I got to do this, for us.." You reply, sheepishly.
He cocks an eyebrow up at you, and finally sighs and says "Fine, lets-a-go"
You arrive at the tent eventually, 34.567672726200088969 minutes late. "Where on earth have you two been?" Mary says, annoyed.
"Not on earth, in heaven..." Paul replies, mesmerised by your face.
Mary ignores him, rolling her cold eyes. You strut over to the stand, ass wobbling.
"Ready, Steady, BAKE!"
You are off.
Again.
You bake your mothers finest spotted dick pudding.
'Wish this was Paul's..' You think.
You finish, and it looks amazing. Paul looks at you. He looks proud.
----------------------------------------------(A/n) Hey everyone!
Thanks for reading this!
Sorry this one was a bit longer, stuck in tutor bored asf so yeh..
Anyway, there should be a new series coming soon, so stay tuned!
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Paul Hollywood Fanfiction
FanficKey (Taken from anime weeaboos): (A/N) = Authors Note (Y/n) = Your Name (L/n) = Last Name (B/n) = Bakers Name (F/n) = Friends Name If anymore are used I will make an authors note and say what they are. Enjoy!
