There he was standing in my bedroom. Patrick. His eyes piercing my sponge skin. He may be chubby but he was my best friend and maybe soulmate? The pink starfish tripped towards me and whispered in my ear
"take your square pants off"
I could feel my sponge get hard and big so I did. He took off his and dived on top on me. He rubbed krabby patty flavoured lube on my sponge and slipped inside of me. Groans filled the room and Patrick started to eat me hard sponge.
"OWWW PAT NOOOOO DONT EAT ME IM NOT AN ACTUAL KRABBY PATTY"
and that was it.
Patrick ate all of me. The end
