Get Out Of My Face!

Handcuffed

Handcuffed

Science class is the worst place you can be on a Monday morning.

Ironically, I am sitting in science class right now, mere minutes away from punching the wall. Miss Campbell is blabbering on and on about some chemicals and experiments we're supposed to do and she won't shut up. 

No one, and I mean, no one deserves this in the morning especially after the weekend. Why. Why. Why.

"And, you will be working with the same lab partner for the rest of the year. Am I clear?" Oh, you've been talking for ages now, how can you not be clear? I fought back against the urge of face palming myself right then and there. 

I guess Vi and I, can be partners like always and right as I thought of that, she continued. Sadly, she wasn't done with her aggravating speech, "Also, you will not be picking your own partners this year. I have already assigned your partners. I will call out the names now..." 

Woah, woah, hold back there. Audible moans and groans were heard across the classroom. What the actual hell is this lady talking about? Has she gone cuckoo or something! I crossed my fingers anticipating whom I would be partnered with. I just wish it's a nerd, who'll manage to fetch me an 'A' or 'A+' with every experiment and project; or Scott, yeah, that'd be awesome. Needless to say, it would give me a free pass to make out with him. 

She called out a bunch of names, I was waiting for mine to be called out. Unfortunately, Scott was paired with my brother's bimbo.

He is going to fail.

I heard Vi's name being called out after a long thirty seconds.  

"Violet Beauregard and Zach Knight." Lucky bitch. She got paired with her crush, my brother, disgusting but whatever. 

I looked at her and saw Zach throw her a cheeky wink, I swear her cheeks turned as red as a tomato's butt. I don't know if tomato's have butts or not, do they? But they're red all over so... Oh God, am I really thinking about this? 

Finally, I heard my name, "Alex Knight and Jacob Hayman." I mentally let out a sigh of relief, Jacob is a nerd. A mega nerd. Like a nerd with brains the size of Jupiter that somehow fit onto earth. 

And right as I almost, just almost, threw my fist in the air in delight, that stupid lady crushed all my hopes and dreams. "Oh, I'm sorry, wrong line, she traced her finger over her list once again, her glasses almost falling off her nose," I groaned inwardly and slumped in my seat. Why can't the world be nice to me, for once? It's not like I've stolen the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow or something or even kidnapped a leprechaun! People these days. Life these days. Luck these days. What will you ever do with them? She spoke, finally, "Alex Knight and Jason Greyback." And that was when I fell out of my chair, onto my butt, in the middle of class and almost broke my spine in the process. 

Before I knew it, I was back on my feet, ready to protest and Jason was standing too. His face scrunched up in an annoying scowl. And then the both of us sort of exploded. 

"PARTNERS?!" that was Jason, he said what had been going through my head for the past two minutes. 

"NO FUCKING WAY." Frustration swelled inside of me. 

"THIS IS CRAZY!"

"MISS CAMPBELL, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?" I let out an aggravated scream and I felt like pulling that stupid teacher's hair out! If she isn't wearing a wig of course. Ugh, who does she think she is, wearing socks and sandals in the 21st century. 

"THIS IS NOT GOING TO WORK. I HATE HER." Venom and disgust acquainted his words as he pointed at me.

"STOP BEING A CHILDISH NUISANCE. I HATE YOU TOO, RETARD." 

"MISS, DO YOU WANT US TO BLOODY FAIL?"

I could see Miss Campbell's face recoil in anger, yeah, we're stubborn. Before I could say anything or for that matter, agree with Jason Greyback for the first and last time in my entire life, the teacher opened her mouth, again, ugh. For god's sake, the only thing that comes out of her mouth is bullshit, "That's it! I've had enough of you too. To the principal's office, now!" I wanted to bitch slap her right at that moment but instead, I took my bag and watched Jason do the same. 

We both walked to the principal's office muttering curses under our breath. 

I was about to knock, but Jason beat me to it, he's so annoying, "Come in." we heard a voice from inside the room.

We walked inside and I sat down, shifting my chair as far away from the annoying prat as possible. We've been here loads of times. 

Mr Turner's face was twisted in annoyance, which I for one, found rather funny and tried my best to control my laughter. 

"That is it. I have had it with you two!" he banged his fist against his table, "No need to get violent, sir. Think about all that dust on the table! It's dying. Nooo!" I leaped off my chair and crouched down on the floor in so called 'agony' and watched the principal as he shouted in frustration, "AHHH, you kids are ruining my life!" I sat back up on my chair, and Jason quickly added, "Aw, but sir, you can't blame our parents for not using protection!" 

The principal slapped himself across the forehead multiple times, what a scene, while Jason and I just laughed, yeah, we're usual visitors in here so we're quite friendly with Mr Turner. Though, he probably wants us to die or something. 

"UFF, you children!" he paced around the room, tugging on his hair a few times, here and there before his face finally lit up in amusement. 

Okay, now I am scared. 

"Aha! Detention. Both of you." I'm used to detention with the devil, so I didn't protest. 

"Is that it?" the twat asked, rolling his eyes. "Nope, you'll be handcuffed and tied together, while at detention." He sat down, looking at peace while my blood started rushing and boiling. 

"What the fuck dude?" I couldn't help myself, I was stunned. What the heck? We aren't prisoners!

"Seriously, Mr Turner? Have you lost your head?" Jason sounded as shocked as I, and he literally walked over to the principal's side and knocked on his head, "Is there a brain in there? If there is, please come out. This man, desperately needs you." Mr Turner swatted Jason's hand away and glared at him and I. 

"Your detention begins after last period," Before we could protest further, he continued, "Now get out, you little rascals." Our mouths were agape in horror. We just walked out, neither of us saying a word. 

This is not fair. I do not want to be in a distance less than a meter near him. That stupid, annoying toad is going to irritate the fuck out of me. I know it. Ugh, a whole detention tied with the dumb ass. What a pleasant scenario. Not. 

The whole day went by with cursing and me in a terribly pissed mood. No one came near me in fear that I'd punch them and before I knew it, I was being tied with the asshole himself, Jason. Our hands were cuffed together, and we were made to sit in a corner of the class. On the floor. Yeah, I can't believe we're 'students' either. 

I hate the devil so much. It's all his fault! If he didn't exist, then I would never be in this position. 

God Damn it, what a fucking beautiful way to start the week. 

Note the sarcasm, if you haven't already. 

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