•Zodiac Book 2•

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my opinion on the signs (drunk version)

aRIES: I ADORE YOU VERY SWEET VERY CUTE VERY MUCH STUBBORN AND EVEN THAT IS CUTE LIKE YOU CANT WIN AN ARGUMENT WITH THESE PEOPLES, HAVE BEAUTIFUL SMILES, ATTRACTIVE, WHITE TEETH, FUN TO BE AROUND, NOT AWKARD AT ALL, VERY STRAIGHTFORWARD, THEY ARE LIKE SWEET EXCITED PEOPLE YOU WANT TO BE AROUND ALWAYS. WILL SHOW YOU HOW MUCH THEY LOVE YOU IN EVERYTHING THEY DO. NATURALLY HAPPY PEOPLE.

tUAURS: ALWAYS WANTS TO FEED YOU LIKE ASKS IF YOUVE EATN BECAUSE THEY BROUGHT YOU A TUPPERWARE OF LIKE RICE AND POTATOE TO YOUR HOUSE JUST IN CASE VERY CARING, SHOWS IT BY LIKE CARESSING YOUR HAIR AND STUFF

GEMINI: FUNNY PEOPLE WHO TALK ALOT AND LAUGH AT THINGS WITH YOU, LIKE TO SHOW YOU THINGS THAT MIGHT MAKE YOU HAPPY OR INTEREST YOU, ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY, CUTE ADORABLE SMILES, MAKE YOU FEEL LOVED AND WANTED, CAN BE VERY LOVING TOO, CALLS YOU BABY IN A FRIENDSHIP WAY, OR LIKE PRINCESS, (AS IM TYPING THESE IM LIKE WOAH I KNOW ALOT OF VERY SWEET PEOPLE OF EACH SIGN WOW NICE) JUST LOVELY AND VERY LOVELY AT GREETING YOU EVERYTIME THEY SEE YOU

CANCER: THESE PEOPLE ARE VERY GOOD FOR GOING TO WHEN SOMEONE IS MEAN TO YOU AND YOU NEED ADVICE AND SOMEONE YOU KNOW WILL JUST HAVE YOUR BACK AND BE RATIONAL AND CARING ABOUT IT, KNOWS WHAT TO SAY AND DO, KNOWS HOW TO JUST CALM YOU DOWN, VERY RESPONSIBLE PEOPLE WHO LIKE TO HAVE FUN AND GO TO PARTIES AND STUFF AND SOCIALIZE, EASY TO LOVE AND GET ALONG WITH

LEO: YOU HATE THEM ONE MINUTE AND LOVE THEM THE NEXT, VERY PASSIONATE AND CAN RAMBLE ON AND ON ABOUT THINGS THEY LOVE LIKE MINECRAFT OR JUST LITTLE STUFF LIKE THAT BUT THEY TALK TO YOU ABOUT IT LIKE WOAH MAN LIKE ITS THE BEST THING EVER, LIKE THEY JUST DISCOVERED LIGHT, VERY PROTECTIVE OF OTHERES IN A WAY THATS LIKE "OH THAT PERSON JUST STEPPED ON YOUR SHOE! HEY PERSON SAY SORRY! THATS NOT NICE!"

VIRGO: WILL WAKE YOU UP WITH LIKE BREAKFAST AND COFFEE AND LIKE HELP YOU WITH LITERALLY EVERY LITTLE THING IN YOUR LIFE LIKE OH YOU NEED TO DO LAUNDRY ILL HELP OR OH YOU HAVENT EATEN HEY ILL TAKE YOU OUT TO EAT OR HEY YOU DONT FEEL SO WELL? OH ITS YOUR PERIOD? ILL COME OVER AND TAKE CARE OF YOU ILL BRING SOME CHINESE FOOD AND MEDICINE AND LIKE GO GET WATER FOR YOU EVERY TIME YOUR THIRSTY, JUST SO THOUGHTFUL IN GENERAL, MAKES YOU WANT TO BE A BETTER PERSON

LIBRA: NEVER EVER SERIOUS, CAN BE BUT HARDLY EVER WHICH CAN BECOME A PROBLEM WHEN YOU JUST WANT TO TALK ABOUT SOMETHING SERIOUS LIKE YOUR EMOTIONS, WILL ALWAYS BE UP FOR LIKE MIDNIGHT DRIVES, STARBUCKS TRIPS, GETTING YOUR NAILS DONE, SHOPPING, GOING OUT FOR BRUNCH/LUNCH/DINNER, JUST BASICALLY THE PERSON YOUD LOVE HAVING A GIRLS NIGHT OUT WITH.

SCORPIO: INTENSE AF PEOPLE YOU CANT HELP LOVING AND LAUGHING AT THINGS WITH, LIKE YOU CANNOT STAY MAD AT THESE PEOPLE, THE PEOPLE YOU HATE THAT ARE ALWAYS RIGHT, THEY DONT LIKE BEING CONTROLLED WHATSOEVER , REALLY REALLY HARD AND TOUGH ON THE OUTSIDE SHELL BUT WHEN YOU GET CLOSE TO THEM THEYRE LIKE THE SOFTEST LITTLE PUPPIES THAT JUST ADORE YOU

SAGITTARIUS: THE LIKE DEFINITION OF CHILL HONESTLY, LIKE YOU JUST WANNA BE WITH THEM AND CHILL, YOU CAN GO TO PARTIES WITH THEM AND FEEL COMFORTABLE BECAUSE THEY JUST MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD AND MAKE YOU LAUGH AND DONT TRY HARD AT ALL THEY JUST KNOW HOW TO MAKE YOU FEEL AT HOME. YOU NEVER FEEL UNEASY AROUND THESE PEOPLE.

CAPRICORN: SERIOUS PEOPLE SOMETIMES, TAKE CERTAIN THINGS SERIOUSLY LIKE HOW THEY DRESS AND LOOK, RANDOMLY YOU NOTICE THEY ARE THE BIGGEST GOOFS EVER AND YOURE ACTING OUT SCENES FROM MOVIES WITH THEM AND YOU CAN SING SONGS WITH THEM AND BE SUPER GOOFY AND NOT SHY OR ANYTHING. BASICALLY YOUR BESTFRIEND

AQUARIUS: PEOPLE ALWAYS SAY THEYRE LIKE DETATCHED AND SHIT BUT THE ONES IVE MET ARE STRAIGHT UP LOVING AND LIKE OPEN UP AND TALK ABOUT LOVE AND THEIR FEELINGS AND STUFF AND YOU CAN JUST CONNECT WITH THEM EASILY. TYPE OF PEOPLE WHO WILL DITCH CLASS JUST TO BE WITH YOU, ONCE THEYRE LIKE CLOSE TO YOU WILL BE SUPERRRR OPEN ABOUT HOW THEY JUST WANT TO BE WITH YOU LIKE 24/7 AND JUST REALLY BIG SOFTIES, SHOW YOU OFF TO THEIR FRIENDS AND STUFF. VERY PROUD OF THE PEOPLE THEY LOVE AND WONT BE AFRAID TO SHOW IT

PISCES: THESE PEOPLE ARE FUCKING CONFUSING, YOU THINK YOUVE GOTTEN A CONNECTION AND YOUR TIGHT AND WHAT NOT AND THEN THEYRE JUST LIKE IGNORING YOU AND DISTANT OR JUST SEEM TO BE, BUT YOU LEARN THAT THAT IS JUST HOW THESE PEOPLE ARE BY NATURE THEY NEED SOME SPACE TO BE WITH THEIR THOUGHTS AND ITS NOTHING PERSONAL, THE PEOPLE YOU WANT TO LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU LOVE THEM SO MUCH AND IT FEELS NICE TO FEEL IT RECIPROCATED. REALLY CUTE PEOPLE WHOVE GOT YOUR BACK ALWAYS, YOU CAN BE VERY COMFORTABLE WITH. WONT JUDGE YOU OR ANYTHING UNLESS YOURE BEING A DICK AND ARE LIKE MEAN TO ANIMALS OR SOMETHING. V CUTE PEOPLE. SERIOUSLY. CRY VERY EASILY TOO.
(CRAZY THING ABOUT THIS IS I DONT EVER REMEMBER THE ORDER OF THE SIGNS WHEN IM SOBER AND IM DRUNK AND I WAS LIKE HELL YEAH LEO
VIRGO LIBRA BOOM )

(bish im back)