Jelsa and like old Macdonald
Like Jack and like Elsa wanted to buy like a farm. So like they went to random like farms. The like first farm they like saw, they didn't like like. Then the second like one was like too big, and like the third was like too small, and like the fourth was like too dry, and like the fifth was like too cold. Then they like saw the like perfect farm!
"Like what's a like Macdonald?" Asked like Elsa while looking like at the sign.
"Like doesn't matter Elsa! Like its our farm like now!!!" Like said like jack while like placing his like hand on his like hip.
"Like forrealsies?!?!" Elsa like jumped like excited.
"Like sure, like we get like whatever we like want!" Like Jack said.
"Like duh! I'm like beautiful!!!" Said like Elsa
"Like don't you like mean I'm beautiful?!?!!!!" Like jack stated.
"Like let's just pick up like this farm and like get out of like here" said like Elsa.
"Like agree, but like I'm not like that strong! So ypou have to like help me" said like Jack.
So like the two of like them picked up like the farm and like took it like back to like there house.
"Like oh like dear! Like who are you?!" Asked Elsa as like she saw a man on like her and jack's like farm.
"Like how dare you like awaken like me and pick my like farm up and take it like away! Take it like back! Like now!" The like old like man yelled,
"I'm like sorry! But like this is like my farm! And like who are like you?!" Asked like Elsa.
"I am like old Macdonald! And like this is my farm! And like you can't just like pick up someone's like farm and like just take it awya! Like you just like can't! Like can't! Can't! Like can't!" Yelled like the old like man.
"Like Ooooh! like So your a old like Macdonald! I like was wonder like ing. Like what like planet like are you from?" Asked like Elsa.
Then like jack came.
"Like Jack! We like got a son!!!!" Yelled like Elsa.
"Like Whatever" Like said jack.
"Like a little older then like I wanted but like he is still like our son and I like love him" said like Elsa.
"Like I am not like you son!! I am like older then like you too!!!" The like man said.
"Oh like age doesnt matters!! Pfffttt" like said like Elsa.
"Like put my like farm like back!" Yelled like the man.
"Like go to you like room young man!" Like yelled Jack.
"Like B-but I just wanted like you to take my like farm like back" said like the man.
"Like you grounded! Like go to you like room" said like Elsa.
"Like fine" like said the man like sad.
So like old Macdonald like walked sadly to like hisrJack.
. So like when like old Macdonald like got to his room, his like face lighted like up! He like saw a TV. And like a laptop, and and like iPad. And like a phone, and like a hot tub. And like a refrigerator, and oven, like this was like the like best room ever!
"Like I like love like this room! And like I am like staying like here forever!" Yelled old Macdonald like excitedly.
Like meanwhile back with Jack and like Elsa........
"Like are you like sure that Macdonald is like a kid?" Asked like Jack.
"Like sure! Like he's our like son now!!!" Like said Elsa.
"Like okay, whatever like you say dear" said like Jack unsure.
"Like I know" like said Elsa.
Then like the three of like them ate dinner together and like sang a song. "Like I like love our family" like said Elsa.
"Like I love you too like Mommy and like Daddy" said like Macdonald, then like Elsa and Macdonald like looked at like Jack waiting for like him to say it.
" like oh. I like Love you too, Like Elsa" said like Jack and like went back to like eating.
"Like Jack, You like forgot bout like donald" said like Elsa.
"Like no I like didn't, I like don't love him" said like Jack.
"Like daddy like doesn't love me like Mommy!" Cried like Macdonald.
"Like Jack!!! Like how dare you hate like our son!!!" Like Elsa slapped like Jack and yelled.
"Like he's like not our son!!! Like look at like him! He's like old" said like Jack.
"Like mommy! Daddy like is picking on me like again" cried like Macdonald.
"Like I will fix like that" like said Elsa.
"Like what are you like doing with that like door?! Like Put it down! like Elsa!!!" Like yelled Jack worried, while like backing like away.
"Like Ow, Ow, like Ow! Elsa like stop! Like Ow!" like yelled like Jack While Elsa hit like him over and like over again.
"Like Say you like love our son!!!!!" Like said Elsa very angry.
"Like I rather like die!" Yelled like Jack.
"Like Fine!" like Elsa pulled out like a Gun.
"Like Noooo! fine fine! I love like Macdonald!" Like Yelled Jack very fast and scared.
"Like Okay" Elsa like smiled and like throw the gun like out the window.
like Jack ran like and got the gun and pointed it like at Elsa "Say like you hate Macdonald" Like yelled like Jack.
"Like Never!" Elsa liked hugged like Macdonald.
"Like now" yelled like Jack.
"Like fine, if like I cant have you then like nobody can!" Jack like yelled.
"like watch out! he's like got a gun" Yelled Elsa.
then like Jack shot Old Macdonald.
"Well like that's that" Like Jack smiled.
Then like Elsa beat jack with like a Dog that like just showed up like randomly.
"I think like that we should like get a new child" like said Elsa.
"Like fine! but like I pick the like child like this time" said like Jack.
"Like I don't like think that's like gonna like work this like time" said like Elsa.
"And like why not?' asked like jack.
"cuz im like pregnant silly" like said like Elsa.
like then like Jack fainted.
Like then like End
