philly☼- is this dan?
dan✯- yes, how did you get my number?
philly☼- uh, you left it in a book at the library.
dan✯- oh.
philly☼- are we not going to talk about the fact we were both reading 50 shades of grey or
dan✯- never speak of that again
philly☼- okay. so, got any nudes?
dan✯- not in the mood for any fuckboys, thanks.
philly☼- i'll get them one day.
dan✯- screw you
