philly☼- hey babe
dan✯- don't call me that
philly☼- fine. i'll save it for the bed
dan✯- fuckboy alert
philly☼- face it, you're attracted to me
dan✯- you'd be more attractive if you went and shoved a cactus up your ass
philly☼- r00d. you haven't even seen a picture of me.
dan✯- send one then. preferably with clothes
philly☼ sent you a picture
dan✯- fuck
philly☼- like what you see?
dan✯- i mean i'm not calling you ugly but i'm not gay
philly☼- sure you aren't
dan✯- i'll admit it, you're hot
dan✯- no homo
