Spin the Bottle: Destiel high school AU

Unexpected rainbows and a closet nerd

Dean's pov
I groggily grabbed my phone from my desk and hit answer, "Charlie! Why the hell are you calling me at this UNGODLY HOUR!?!" She laughed, "I know your secret..." She whispered in a low raspy voice. I rolled my eyes and sighed, deciding to take the bait, "What secret?" She scoffed as I took a sip of water, "YOU my friend are gay as a pink sparkly unicorn with rainbow hair." I literally choked. How did they even find out? I cannot agree. "Uh, Hell no, pssssh, what? How could I even...pssssh!" Smooooth amigo almost as smooth as a Crunch Bar dipped in crunchy peanut butter. ALMOST. Shut up. "Yep and if you aren't gay then I can't recite every Star Wars word for word. Which I can. Hell, I even know who you are gay for!" Dude, I may be gay but not for anyone in particular... Yep definitely not that blue eyed boy with the magical lips and great hair. Nope definitely not. That's what I thought. "Ummm.. Earth to Dean here! Castiel! You love Castiel!" I clenched my jaw, "No, I don't! Shut up! I will admit to being gay, but this? Hell no! HE is a nerd, HE is a nobody-" Suddenly I hear a deep voice, "HE is right here." My eyes got wide, "Oh my god, Cas I..." Click. "DAMN IT CHARLIE! YOU COULD HAVE WARNED ME!" I yelled. I heard a squeak and a click and I was alone with my thoughts.
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I woke up and pulled on jeans and a Black Sabbath tshirt, quickly running down the stairs. "Bye Sammy, I'm leaving early. Got something to fix!" I call to my brother who looked up, "K. And don't call my Sammy!" I chuckled and opened the door, "In your dreams, SAMMY!" I called before slamming it closed. 
I arrived at the school and ran to find Cas, I had to explain. He wasn't at first period or second but he arrived looking rushed and tired and plopped down next to me, "Hey Cas could I-" He scoffed, "Please, save it for someone who cares." And turned to his notebook drawing a perfect rose left alone on a beach.  I sighed, "Cas I just said that to get Charlie off my back. Your cool. I like you Cas. I just don't like it when people are up my ass about personal shit, ya know?" He just shook his head and ignored me. He also sat alone at lunch but in art class I went up to him, "Please don't ignore me Cas! I want to be friends." He finally looked at me. "Fine. You can be friends with me. But I have one condition." He said with an evil smirk. I raised an eyebrow, "What...." "I want food!Forever!" I snap my head back and laugh. Hard. Which makes him laugh. Which makes you hard. No it doesn't. I would check... I look down quickly and let out a breath. Dude! You are soo gullible! Shut up. I look up to a beaming Cas, his beautiful eyes bright  with laughter. "What?" He presses his lips together and his eyes widen, "Dude, what?" Then he bursts out laughing, "You....were.... Soo.. Zoned out! I just... I just couldn't..." He falls on the floor as I walk over to the sink where I see what Cas has done, "Cas, you little-" I grab a bucket of paint and he gives me an oh shit look before running and grabbing his own bucket on the way out the door. As he passes me he splatters me with the red paint still left on his brush.
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So now we are in the principal's office covered head-to-toe in paint. Dumbass. Hey, I prefer trusting. Less dumb. Less ass. Whatever. "Mr.Novak; Winchester." The principal calls. Cas puts in a smirk and walks in, "Miss Rowena, I can explain. Me and Dean here were exploring the way paint reacts on a moving body so that when we paint them on a canvas we can make the best interpretation. Only to get our school farther into the statewide painting competition you see." Dude that was smooth. True that. Miss Rowena nods then asks in her Scottish accent, "Is this true Mr. Winchester?" I nod and smile at her. "Well. I could expel you but if you guys are, in fact, doing what you say you are; we could perhaps strike a bargain?" I Nod, " Hold your pants Dean. I haven't even told you it!" I stutter, "Oh, yea, um ok, what's the deal?" "I could expel you... Or... I could suspend you for a week and you can enter those painting but you have to help the janitors with anything they need for the next month." We both just nodded and left the school. "Hey Cas wanna ride?" He smiled, "Sure."
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We both walked into my place and sat on the couch. "Dean?" I looked at him, "FOOD ME!" I groaned and got up finding pie in the fridge with a note:
Dean,
Sorry for pissing you off and shit so here is pie,
                Charlie
I laughed before bringing it to the living room where Cas was flipping through my movies, "I believe we have a CLOSET NERD IN THE HOUSE!!!" I giggled. Dude, giggling you are such a girl! No "Guilty. Charlie has rubbed off on me. Speaking of Charlie, Why were you on that call this morning?" He looked at me, " Uh, she did the same thing to me as you surprise morning call. I heard your voice before I could speak and you pretty much summed it up until the whole Cas sucks shit." I just nodded before plopping down and handed Cas a spoon after he got back from putting a show in. I heard the theme music of Harry Potter and the goblet of fire and I literally screamed, "OMG THIS IS LIKE MY FAVORITE ONE!!!!" Cas looked at me, "Dude calm your tits, it's just a movie." I gave him a bitch face, "The hell I'm calming my tits they are sexy." And I pretended to cup my 'boobs' and stuck out my lips in a duck face formation. The before I could change I heard a click and looked down to see Cas had pulled out his phone and taken a picture. Then he held up a finger, "I'm not deleting it. It is going in my blackmail folder." I opened my mouth in an O shape, "I didn't even-" "But you were gonna." With that we leaned forward and dug into the pie while DEFINITELY not fanboying, (definitely are, stop betraying me mr.brain, never) occasionally at the movie of choice. At the end credits Sammy walked in, "Why the hell do you two look like a fucking rainbow barfed on you?" "Um," I said, "It's a long story." We both concluded simultaneously. Then we laughed.