The Anatomy Of Phil Lester ➳ phan

part two

"Lets make like a banana and split!" 

Dan seemed to take personal offence to that. (This sounds like badly written mcr im shitting)

That was the first thing Phil Lester ever said in the history of forever to Dan Howell.

Okay, so maybe there were these two guys whose names were Phillip G. Lester and Danielle S. Howell who have met and spoken to each other in the past, but thats not the point. We're talking about Philip M. Lester and Daniel J. Howell here. Yes, right, into reality.

Phil giggled at the silly sentence he just said and shook his head. 'Phil, you silly goose! Thats not the right way to introduce yourself to someone!' Whilst at the same time, Dan thought 'well, thats one way to introduce yourself to someone'.

Phil flashed a cheeky grin at Dan and held his hand out for him to shake. "Hey, my names Phil Lester!"

Dan stared at him for a moment before opening his mouth to say his name. He didn't get the chance to introduce himself in his own words, unfortunately. "Im—"

Phil cut him off and surprised Dan by saying, "Dan Howell. Yeah, I know you. I came to talk to you because I thought you were pretty cool." He pointed at Dans comic of Dil, "and you're a really good drawer too, ya' know? Should consider starting commisions or something like that."

Dan stood (sat?) agape at Phil, who for some reason, already knew his name, along with seeming embarassed/confused on how he was adressed as "pretty cool". He was never called "cool" before, and he certainly didn't think he seemed like it. He was so used to thinking he had "no redeeming qualities" and being called "unnecesary" that he never though that one day someone would ever fucking consider the thought, but Phil made him think otherwise by saying that simple sentence.

Dans cheeks had the faintest of pink on them. "T-thank you"

Phil smiled. "It was actually your friends PJ and Charlie that told me about you, if im correct, actually."

"PJ and Chris,"

"Yeah, whatever. Same thing because they both start with a 'Ch'" Phil said the 'Ch' part quite forcefully.

Dan merely nodded, not wanting to continue this conversation. Phil was going to say something else but was cut off by the morning bell that reverberated causing some members of the class to flinch slightly.

The teacher, Mrs. Haymill, came in and the class collectively groaned at the sight of her. She wasnt the most accomodating teacher on campus, and in fact could care less wether the students smoked weed in their desks everyday.

Now that might seem like a good thing, having the teacher not really care about them, but that meant she didnt care either if the students suffered having 2 tests every single week on her subject, which meant she gave a lot (I mean a lot) of tests. And they were pretty hard, too, according to Felix a member of the class, anyways. And if the students failed, the principal would take it out on the teacher for not teaching properly, and she could possibly get suspended. Their other option was to have the twin of Ms. Trunchbull as the subject teacher and frankly when Dan was home alone at 3am he decided to sneak in to Adrians room where he was sure there was a copy of the book Matilda for an assignment and thought that if nothing was worth his time, then this entire book was worth his fucking time, but he didnt think about it for too long, and seriously, fuck logic, who needs that shit when you can dive right in head first. In less than 3 hours he finished the book and had to relish in the fact he would have to deal with being sleep deprived tomorrow.

But he seriously needed to contemplate if that gave him telekenesis or not. And thats when Dan disappeared into his own train of thoughts, giving a maximum of 2 quarter sized shits on his class ft. The boy who was secretly watching him the whole time.

Fucc this is bad i thought i had everything done already turns out wp deleted the chapter!!1!!11 :^) cool 2016 is in 1 hour and im still phan trash baby seasons change but people dont hah. happy new years guys and i wish you all i gr8 2016 cause god knows i need one ily!!

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