Random Percy Jackson Things **DISCONTINUED**

The 7 Singing "Royals"

Hazel: I've seen so many diamonds in the flesh.
Piper: I've cut my hair and my dad stars in movies.
Leo: And I'm not proud of my address.
Hazel: In a torn up town, no post code envy...
All: And everybody's like:
Hazel: Gold teeth!
Frank: Gray goose!
Percy: Flood in the bathroom!
Leo: Grease stains!
Piper: Ball gowns!
Annabeth: Let's trash our Lotus Hotel room!
All: We don't care.....
Leo: I'm fixing Cadillacs in my dreams.
All: But everybody's like:
Hazel: Crystals!
Leo: Maybach!
Hazel: Diamonds on your time piece!
Jason: Jetplanes!
Hazel: *shudders* Islands!
Frank: Tigers on a gold leash!
All: We don't care........ We aren't caught up in the gods' affairs.
Annabeth, Hazel, Piper: And we'll never be mortals!
Percy, Jason, Frank, Leo: (Mortals)
Annabeth: It doesn't run in our blood!
Piper: Fighting monsters is just for us....
Frank: We kill them almost all the time!
Leo: The gods are our rulers!
Annabeth, Piper, Hazel: (Rulers)
Jason: Hera is the Queen Bee (Gags also my stepmom)
Hazel: And baby they'll rule,
Percy: They'll rule!
Annabeth: They'll rule!
Piper: They'll rule!
Leo: But to you it's all fantasy.
Frank: My friends and I we've risked our lives.
Jason: They count their offerings on the chariot to Dionysus's party....
Hazel: And everyone who knows us knows.....
Percy: That we're fine with this!
Annabeth: We didn't go on quests for money....
All: And everybody's like:
Hazel: Gold teeth!
Frank: Gray goose!
Percy: Flood in the bathroom!
Leo: Grease stains!
Piper: Ball gowns!
Annabeth: Let's trash our Lotus Hotel room!
All: We don't care.....
Frank: Apollo's driving a Cadillac in the sky!
All: But everybody's like:
Hazel: Crystals!
Leo: Maybach!
Hazel: Diamonds on your time piece!
Jason: Jetplanes!
Hazel: *shudders* Islands!
Frank: Tigers on a gold leash!
All: We don't care........ We aren't caught up in the gods' affairs.
Percy, Jason, Frank, Leo: And we'll never be mortals!
Annabeth, Hazel, Piper: (Mortals)
Frank: It doesn't run in our blood!
Leo: Fighting monsters is just for us....
Annabeth: We kill them almost all the time!
Piper: The gods are our rulers!
Jason, Percy, Leo, Frank: (Rulers)
Hazel: Hera is the Queen Bee!
Percy: And baby they'll rule,
Frank: They'll rule!
Jason: They'll rule!
Leo: They'll rule!
Piper: You might call it a fantasy...
Piper, Annabeth, Hazel: Ooohhhh!
Percy, Jason, Leo, Frank: Ooohhhh!
All: Ooohhhh!
All: We became the heroes from our dreams.....
Jason: But Hera's in love with being queen.
Percy, Jason, Frank, Leo: Ooohhhh!
Piper, Annabeth, Hazel: Ooohhhh!
All: Ooohhhh
Annabeth: A demigod's life is lived with care.
All: We aren't caught up in the gods' affairs.
All: And we'll never be mortals!
Jason, Percy, Leo, Frank: (Mortals)
All: But that's ok with us.
All: We crave demigod lives.
Hazel: They can be our rulers!
Piper, Annabeth, Hazel: (Rulers)
Percy: Let them be the Queen Bees!
Leo: And we'll let them rule!
Frank: Them rule!
Piper: Them rule!
All: Them rule!
All: Let's live this fantasy!

Anyone who has read the series will understand why I picked the verses for every character. If you don't understand, feel free to leave a comment and I'll explain!

~Wizigod13