Happy: Oooooooh finally. Its been... 84 years. (AKA the last time I updated)
Sad: Is it the new 1D album? If it is I'm gonna fucking LOSE MY MARBLES.
Anger: Alright, what did you little shits get me? A- FUCKING OVEN MITT I DONT EVEN BAKE GJBDRCSDNKHF
Fear: If it is a spider like last year I'm gonna have a heart attack, then come back alive and bitchslap all of you. *opens box and a spider crawls out, Fear grabs a flamethrower and burns the house down*
A/N: I'd probably burn my house down too. Btw how are you all enjoying the book? I hope it doesn't suck that would BREAK my brittle heart...