(Nope. They didn't quit yet.)
Hired Reader 2: Can we please just get these questions done without any delays?
Fear: Uh... sure.
Hired Reader 2: THANK you, okay this says, "Can I tickle your peach?" (Omg I would laugh so hard if I had this job and had to read these)
Fear: NOOOO YOU CAN'T
Hired Reader 2: I'M NOT THE ONE WHO MADE THE QUESTION
Fear: I'M SORRY
Hired Reader 2: God I can't wait to quit this fucking job. Okay LAST question. *looks at the question and drops the phone and leaves*
Fear: *looks at the question* Suck my tootsie roll dick?
A/N: DEAD OMG IDK IF I SHOULD EVEN CONTINUE ASDFGHJKL
