Hired Reader: Question is for Sad.
Sad: *looks up from phone* Oh, someone actually exists. (Me XD)
Hired Reader: Yeah, okay. What is your hobb-
Sad: *answers immediately* Writing sexy fanfiction.
Hired Reader: (Yuh) O-okay, next question. Do you need a hug?
Sad: That's why there's digital hugs, duh. *sends hug emojis to friends*
Hired Reader: The fuck you mean?
Sad: It means your probably too old for this world, you fucking raisin. (Savage)
Hired Reader: *exits the room to dye their hair*
A/N: Sad is 2savage4me she needs to slay me sometime. Omf I'm so weird.