Turning Real {One Direction}

Food & The "Sexy Irish Blonde Leprechaun" (6)

"Ladies and gentlemen! We are delighted to present to you: THE BOYS OF ONE DIRECTION!! WELCOME OUR LOUIS, NIALL, LIAM, ZAYN AND HARRY!"

We were all sitting around a very long table with every single girl and there family and friends when Simon Cowell (yes, I am talking about THE Simon Cowell to make it clear) started talking and pointed at a door in the corner of the big room we were in.

We were in the same room as we started in. All the tables were put together and were full of food. Full of delicious food which you weren't allowed to eat yet, until the boys would arrive. Tssk, they might be famous but NO ONE stops me from eating...

Dillen was sitting next to and had be shaking the entire time like he was some little chihuahua who was afraid og not shaking and was living on the north pole. See it in front of you? And that's sitting next to me... YAY

The moment Simon Cowell announced the present of One Direction Dillen and all the other fangirls, uncluding my mom, started squaling and all faced the door he was poiting at. I immediately attacked my plate with salmon sandwiches, applepie, cherrypie, chocolate croissants, brownies and al types of fruits, it's a big plate okay!! Don't judge me for loving my husbands. Nah just kidding, Nick is my boyfriend, I can't cheat on him.

Well, while I was stuffing my mouth and my plate with food those boys were walking in and waving at all the fangirls, Dillen and my mom. They took pictures with everyone of them. Every single girl, and Dillen and my mom, wanted a picture with them except me and India. India was stuffing herself and her plate as well. I smiled up to her and held my hand out for a high-five.

"Food above all!" She cheered and started stuffing herself again. I had to laugh at the sight of two brownies and a piece of a donut hanging out of her full mouth. She looked at me confused which only made it funnier.

"Whu?" She asked.

"You - HAHA- look ridiculous - HAHAHAHAHA!" I almost choked on my food and started coughing.

"Hey, you okay dear?" a voice next to me asked while a hand was patting my back. I had finally stopped coughing and lookedover my shoulder to see one of the boys of One Direction standing there.

"Yeah I'm fine umm, Zayn..." I said, unsure if it was he right name for this boy. He looked strangely at me so I guess not...

"That's Niall stupid potatoe head." Dillen whispered in my ear while staring up at, apparantly Niall, whith eyes full of admiration.

"I mean, yes I'm fine Niall." I siad expressing the 'Niall'. I smiled innocently up at the boy with blonde hair, obviously painted.

"Would you mind taking a picture with my helpfull brother Dillen over here? He's a major fan, oh sorry, I mean a huge Directioner." I said correcting myself when Dillen looked at me angrily at the mention of fan.

Niall started smiling and nodded. I poked Dillen in his stomach as he wasn't moving and still staring up at the blonde bloke standing in front of him. He didn't react and Niall started to look at him in worry.

"Wait a second." I said while holing up my hand. "I know what we should do. Are there any carrots here? Ah, thanks India." I took the carrot from India who had found one on her stuffed plate. I swung the carrot underneath Dillen's nose. He started sniffing and looked down at the carrot with his nose holes wide open.

"Haha he's eher again. Now Niall, please take Dillen with you and go sit somewhere near the end of the table so I can go on ith stuffing myself with strawberries and other food, thank you." I said to Niall who was laughing at Dillen.

I pulled Dillen up and puhed him into Niall who almost fell on the ground which caused a few girls to giggle, not that they didn't giggle before, I just noticed it when they did it louder. Niall nodded and saluted.