After eating and eating...and eating, I got up, and now I'm trying to figure out what to do with all these fucking remains. OH FUCK IS THAT A POLAR BEAR?!? OH AND THERE'S FUCKING MATT!!
"Y/N!!" Oh shit. Oh fuck. Oh shit. Oh TREE! Yessss.
I started throwing the remains of the very disrespectful man into the tree when suddenly Kuma started walking closer to where I was. YOU MOTHERFUCKING POLAR BEAR BITCH. Wait, am I really forgetting of FUCKING CENTURIES of practicing magic?
((I don't know, are you?))
INVISIBILITY ACTIVATED. Hehehe motherfuckers. I kept throwing the remains in the tree, but stopped when Matt and Kuma started to actually walk towards my spot. Yeah, let's just take a couple more fingers...okay, now I stopped.
"C'mon, Kuma, she's obviously not gonna be around here-" Matt's little speech was cut off by a foot falling from a branch above him..well FUCK.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!" He screeched. Oh my gosh that is the best thing ever. Wait, wait, I know what to do.
"Well, dumbass, that seems to be a foot," I said in a sassy man voice.
"Well, Captain Obvious, I was talking about where the fuck it came from," he said while looking at Kuma. Does he always talk to the polar bear? Meh.
"It obviously came from the fucking tree, dipshit," I accidentally said with a more childish voice. Oh fuck RUN, BITCH, RUN!
"What the fuck?" Matt asked the air after Kuma started running after me. Gah, I shouldn't be running, all those fucking calories I'm burning..
Oh fuck, I forgot about Kuma; RUUUUUUNNNNNNNIIIIING!
"KUMA, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING," Matt started hollering. YES, PLEASE CONTROL YOUR FLUFFY MONSTER! I'M NOT FIT ENOUGH FOR THIS.
Is that the pickup? OH HELL YES. I looked behind me to see that Matt was still a ways back. THROUGH THE WINDOW IT IS THEN! WHOOP, I hopped through the window and succeeded.
Invisibility disabled. Oh shit, there's blood. Uhhhh, the blood removal spell was...
Kuma suddenly tried to hop through the window. NAH BITCH, NO. GAH, BLOOD BE GONE! Wait, that was it, THE BLOOD'S FUCKING GONE NOW??? FANFUCKINTASTIC
"(Y/N), is that you??" Matt said, panting from running so much.
"No, it's Mary Poppins," SARCASM IS A VIRTUE.
"Where the fuck were you?!" Oh shit he's mad...hehehehehe..
"Well you were taking so damn long, I had to piss," I said while he jumped in on the driver's side. He looked at me and then started the truck,
"What the fuck's that smell?" Oh shit...
"Uhm, what smell?" Let's just hope he wouldn't say blood in front of a child...
"It smells like...uh, nothing, never mind," FUCKING PANSY.
We pulled up to the house and got out.
"Oh, uh, Matt?" I sped up and jogged next to him. THESE SHORT LEGS ARE GOOD FOR NOTHING!
"What is it, kid?" He slowed down and looked at me.
"Can you take me shopping, please?" I asked with ginormous puppy eyes.
"Didn't Oliver just take you shopping?" He asked and continued walking. OH SHIT, OH SHIT.
"I'LL PAY!" I yelled out in panic. Matt completely stopped and looked at me,
"With what?" he said in a humored voice.
I deadpanned and looked at him, I'M GONNA PAY WITH SEASHELLS.
"Uh, money," THAT'S PROBABLY FOR THE BEST.
"How did you get money, kid?" Matt asked with an eyebrow raised.
"Collecting..." and a couple of my meals...( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ...but he doesn't need to know that.
"Fine, we'll go tomorrow or somethin'," YEEEEESSSSH.
((Sorry, it's a little short -.- BUT NOW YOU GET TO TORTURE MATT BY SHOPPING .3. OH, and sorry if anything changed at like two-thirds of the way; I did the first half on my phone and the second half on my grandparent's computer (I'm usually on my phone). Anyway, I hope you liked it xD))
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